my shit blog #2

the last blog sucked dick and balls and it was filled with corny shit i posted when i was 16 and sadly i can't delete it

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Is it even worth it?

yes

 

[Orin]

yes

Good to know

 

[Sloppyjakky]

this just gave me an idea for a 'toss

 

[kingdavey]

Bro I downloaded hot babes from Blibrary bro

 

[Sloppyjakky]

View attachment 158363
this just gave me an idea for a 'toss

still terrible at drawing guidelines award

 

[Sloppyjakky]

still terrible at drawing guidelines award
View attachment 158821

i'm not sure if guidelines are necessary if I'm fucking with pngs and jpgs
I could be wrong but i'm not an artist so idk

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i'm not sure if guidelines are necessary if I'm fucking with pngs and jpgs
I could be wrong but i'm not an artist so idk
View attachment 158824

30 minutes later

as expected it looks like ass but there's not much I can do
My hands are not blessed

 

[Sloppyjakky]

after thinking about it for some time I think I'm just better off sticking with my switch

Ok i lied i got the xbox thingy
I can just install steamOS on the thing
Why didn't I think of this earlier

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Ok i lied i got the xbox thingy
I can just install steamOS on the thing
Why didn't I think of this earlier

well nobody has EVER accused me of being smart

 

[Sloppyjakky]

+ nobody here would give a shit anyways
it's just better to keep things to urself

forgot to mention that nothing interesting going on in my stupid noob life

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I hate my dummyed username and the reason why I went with ts is because I had no idea for a good username when I made my schlog account back in Oct 2024
So I came up with this username by thinking of the word slopjak and making sound a bit more "namecacay"

 

[Sloppyjakky]

sometimes I think God just hates because of how unlucky and dummyed I am

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Being 17 feels weird because on one hand it fucking sucks but on the other hand it's kinda ok
In general it's not as good as my parents said it would be (mostly because they were teenagers in the 80s-90s and shit was probably better back then idk)

 

[CX2]

Being 17 feels weird because on one hand it fucking sucks but on the other hand it's kinda ok
In general it's not as good as my parents said it would be (mostly because they were teenagers in the 80s-90s and shit was probably better back then idk)

my parents told me i'd get 67 pussy when i turned 14 now i am 16 with no pussy

 

[Sloppyjakky]

 

[Sloppyjakky]

went shopping and found this

they turned warrior-zutt into a fridge im crine

 

[grimmki]

still terrible at drawing guidelines award
View attachment 158821

i think this looks good or something

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

30 minutes later
View attachment 158831
as expected it looks like ass but there's not much I can do
My hands are not blessed

Left arm looks fine, right arm is wack though

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Left arm looks fine, right arm is wack though

I mostly traced it over this stock image

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i think this looks good or something

no