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Neon Genesis Evangelion

I've only seen bits and pieces of the series as a result of other friends showing me, and I mean this in the best way possible, the mecha shit is the least interesting aspect of the show. I think they only have that in there to keep people engaged and because it looks cool.
Other than the mech stuff I think all the technology in there looks very interesting, they sorta have a cassette-futurism look that I really enjoy
 
>Shieet so like a long mufuggen time ago there was this race of gawds or whatevah called dat first ancestral race or some fuggen shit and they was boutta go extinct and so they sent their offspring to bring life to the universe in giant interstellar hellcats. And like a couple thousand years ago this one mufuggen white hellcat done crashed into da earth and the noob seed called "Adam" came onto this earth and populated it with his kids which he didn't need no babymama for.
>Reddit spacing or some mufuggen otha shiet
>And then they was like what we refer to as dem "angels" n shieet.
>Sum moar mufuggen reddit spacin
But then like a couple years later the noobss named "Lilith" came 'round and crashed her fuggen black hellcat onto da earth and the Glock of Longinus which was meant to kill whichever seed of life that arrived after on a planet broke so Adam's Glock of Longinus activated and shot that mufugga and put his ass into stasis.
>Even more reddit spacin
>And dat nigress Lilith filled da world with her children n shieet and we da humans are they kids or whatever mang shieeeeeet and so now Adam's kids are our opps now and they come back as the "Angels" n shieet.
>Shieet even more spacing
>So we gotta build dem Ay-van-gelions to fight those mufuggas so our asses don't get turned to orange kool-aid.
>more reddit spacin noob!
>So dat's how we got mufuggen Shaqeal Ikantbreathe pilotin that big ass mufuggen purple and green hellcat robot or sum shieet.
>Anyways so dat's why WE WUZ PILOTS N NERV N SHIEET noobH SEELE IS EVIL BLACK LIVES MATTER
>AND GET YOU ASS IN THE MUFUGGEN HELLCAT SHAQEAL, IF YOU GON DO IT, DO IT, YOU YO ASS CAN'T THEN LEAVE!
 

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