Dammit = Damn it
Namecaca = Has a nametag award
Masturbation/Masturbated = Emptying Santa's gift sack
Contemplation/Contemplated = Lit a fire under my ass
Could you repeat that? = I'm too dumb to understand what you just said, please repeat, por favor, o algo
Male = Moid
Female = Foid
Sexbot = Droid
Sucker = Decoy
Manic Pixie Dream Girl = Fun Dip
Manic Pixie Dream Boy = Peter Pan
JibJab = Le olden 'toss
Goot = Frankenstein
Jolteon = Frankenstein's bride
Jimbo = noob Shrek
Your mom = Six ways from Sunday