Nofap Blog

nofap day 1, LETS GO!

 

[Idkchud]

>Oh Floyd, Terrifier 3 was like such a hidden gem! I haven't been this excited since I watched Avengers: Endgame! The seed oil snacks I ate really elevated this flick too! Let's see what /hor/ thinks of it!
>Hmmm, so he's saying.....wait, did a 4chan user just say what I think he did? Did he just write....WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK! WHAT IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA!? A RACIAL SLUR!? NO, just NO! That is NOT okay! I may be okay with watching a demonic clown torture and kill innocent people, but a fucking RACIAL SLUR!? Watching the most depraved and vile fantasies of Jewish writers is just fun, let people enjoy things, but RACIST and HOMOPHOBIC remarks are NOT okay! Yikes, that did NOT age well! Do better, chuddy!

 

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[Idkchud]

>O MY BLACKED CREAMPIE! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN WHORE WIFE ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE FISHTANK HOUSE!
>WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
>WELL OF COURSE I'M FUCKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I BOUGHT US VIP TICKETS FOR THE DISCO ELYSIUM EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE VAUSH FAN MEETUP TO MARATHON RICK AND MORTY SEASON 6!
>YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FUCKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL!
>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING noob!
>THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID noob! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE IS MY WHIP?
>YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB CUNT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
>YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!

 

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[CX2]

guys give me a beef jerky recipe

 

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[Idkchud]

>WHY YES JAMAL-TYRONE-WARNER-JAMAQUAL-TYREEE-WASHINGTON I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOLY FRICKING HOT SAUCES AT HOME
>HOPEFULLY JAMAL, YOU WILL GIVE ME THE HONOUR OF LETTING ME POUR THIS LIMITED DISCO ELYSIUM HOT SAUCE DOWN YOUR IMPRESSIVE AFRICAN DINGUS AND URETHA WHILE WE LISTEN TO "LOVE IS A RIVER" THE LATEST HIT SONG FROM THE SOROS FOUNDATION TRANS INSPO MAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BEFORE HE PLOWS YOUR SIRACHA LUBRICATED TIMBUKTU EXPRESS DOWN MY INCEL CUNT real woman WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB
>OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT shitoko THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE shitoko HECKIN CHONKERINI BY STRAINING THIS YOUNG BLACK BUCKS DOUCHE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
>SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking noob!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you noob boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
>*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a noob-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING noob JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING noob NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO noobNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERnoob

 

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