NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[CX2]

i thought a pooner was cute

 

[Onzikin]

i thought a pooner was cute

Me too man. Me too.

 

[pig]

i need my diaper

 

[CX2]

i pissed in the sink of a flordia highway gas station ama

 

[shekel]

I used to do mental JOI by gooning in the rhythm of Beethoven's 5th sympthony in my head

 

[shipment]

I used to do mental JOI by gooning to the rhythm of Beethoven's 5th sympthony that was playing in my head

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[shekel]

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I gooned in the rhythm of Beethoven's 5th sympthony

 

[Apeson]

I used to do mental JOI by gooning to the rhythm of Beethoven's 5th sympthony that was playing in my head

 

[shipment]

I gooned in the rhythm of Beethoven's 5th sympthony

Why?

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I used to have piss battles in kindergarten and whoever pissed the longest won and to claim each other territories we had to piss on each other's sides

 

[shekel]

Why?

Why not?

 

[shipment]

Why not?

Masturbation is unhealthy.

 

[shekel]

Masturbation is unhealthy.

That's why I did it to the rhythm of classical music to nourish my brain.

 

[swaggrz]

YOU WONT TAKE OVER DA HOOD TIMMY I GON MAKE SHORE BITCH

taarone chikcenm boooone, long live

 

[shipment]

That's why I did it to the rhythm of classical music to nourish my brain.

You cannot replenish the resources lost from creating the semen with music.

 

[Apeson]

You cannot replenish the resources lost from creating the semen with music.

jews can create money out of thin air though, explain that.

 

[Dagonet]

Lonely, I'm mister lonely, I got nobody to call my own

 

[shipment]

jews can create money out of thin air though, explain that.

Layers upon layers of bullshit make-believe systems made by them for them, just so they can line their own pockets whilst torturing the goyim with voluntary slavery.

 

[CX2]

i love bathing in my own shit, piss, & cum lol ^w^

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I've indirectly killed someone