NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[ATWA ya dig?]

I lived in a "trap house" for a year and a half.
It wasn't the "vacant building with 30 homeless junkies" kind of trap house, it was someone's house that was just a shithole and had a rotating door for junkies close to the owner

 

[StudioExcréments]

"vacant building with 30 homeless junkies"

That's called a crack house.
Also what are you even confessing?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

That's called a crack house.
Also what are you even confessing?

That I lived in a crack house, i guess. I couldn't find the "unexpected fact" thread

 

[StudioExcréments]

That I lived in a crack house, i guess.

No i mean the "vacant building with 30 homeless junkies" is a crack house, what you lived in was a trap house.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

No i mean the "vacant building with 30 homeless junkies" is a crack house, what you lived in was a trap house.

Oh, gotcha. I didn't notice what part you quoted

 

[Chesnaught]

I bought another painting

 

[Dagonet]

I bought another painting

What does it look like?

 

[Chesnaught]

What does it look like?

It's a green painting with a bunch of grass and trees, and there's also a dog on it.
Maybe I'll send a photo once it arrives.

 

[Onzikin]

I've never been epi'd in the traditional sense, I never watched porn at a young age. But when I was a kid, I'm talking around 7 to 9, at some point I was exposed to a sex scene from a movie.
It didn't show anything graphic, and I obviously didn't know what sex was, but I knew that it was something related to romance, more so I imagined people cuddling or hugging in bed, something like that. And a lot of times I went to bed back then, I kept imagining that scene involving fictional characters or friends.
I believe that might've subconsciously psychologically damaged me as much as watching actual porn would have.

 

[modderola]

I've never been epi'd in the traditional sense, I never watched porn at a young age. But when I was a kid, I'm talking around 7 to 9, at some point I was exposed to a sex scene from a movie.
It didn't show anything graphic, and I obviously didn't know what sex was, but I knew that it was something related to romance, more so I imagined people cuddling or hugging in bed, something like that. And a lot of times I went to bed back then, I kept imagining that scene involving fictional characters or friends.
I believe that might've subconsciously psychologically damaged me as much as watching actual porn would have.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I've never been epi'd in the traditional sense, I never watched porn at a young age. But when I was a kid, I'm talking around 7 to 9, at some point I was exposed to a sex scene from a movie.
It didn't show anything graphic, and I obviously didn't know what sex was, but I knew that it was something related to romance, more so I imagined people cuddling or hugging in bed, something like that. And a lot of times I went to bed back then, I kept imagining that scene involving fictional characters or friends.
I believe that might've subconsciously psychologically damaged me as much as watching actual porn would have.

I was epi'd in the traditional sense when I was 8.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

One time I instinctively put my hand over a girl's mouth so she'd stop talking

 

[sodack]

One time I instinctively put my hand over a girl's mouth so she'd stop talking

One time a girl I hated did this to me on the bus in elementary school so I licked her hand and she screamed.

 

[H3K]

I had a brain-eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Repost from the shlog:

In 8th grade, this 6ft 200+ pound noob in my class cornered me and told me to tell him the most racist joke I know.
Instead of telling a tame one, I went with "what do apples and black people have in common? They both belong hanging in trees"

 

[Thomsen]

I actually do like ongezellig, however i still call out zartycucks and zelligcucks for being annoying pests and just because they are autistic.

 

[StudioExcréments]

I am taking a bath

 

[pig]

I genuinely think old minstrel shows are funny and I try to incorporate the words "noobd" and "noobdly" as much as possible into my speech in private. I don't even hate black people all that much, it's just silly to me

 

[Dagonet]

I genuinely think old minstrel shows are funny and I try to incorporate the words "noobd" and "noobdly" as much as possible into my speech in private. I don't even hate black people all that much, it's just silly to me

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The forbidden form of clowning, Such a wonderful singing voice

 

[H3K]

I genuinely think old minstrel shows are funny and I try to incorporate the words "noobd" and "noobdly" as much as possible into my speech in private. I don't even hate black people all that much, it's just silly to me

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This man is doing a great job acting as NAMEcaca I DON'T LIKE!