NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[ATWA ya dig?]

I think hybrid cars are really cool and I wanna own one eventually, true EVs are dogshit though

I just saw a 2025 prius for the first time, it looks pretty hard

 

[Nophonoid]

I just saw a 2025 prius for the first time, it looks pretty hard
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Fuck prius because fuck da police

 

[Garf]

I eat cheese with soy sauce on it.

 

[supersage]

I eat cheese with soy sauce on it.

In a grilled cheese or raw

 

[Garf]

In a grilled cheese or raw

slices of cheese.

 

[GQQT]

I eat cheese with soy sauce on it.

That's just, salt on salt

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I've never hit a (real) woman

Oh wait lol never mind

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm such a good goy. I took a full 30 minute lunch for the first time in a month today and I feel like I'm slacking off. I went to get up and go back to work a few times already and had to stop myself and force myself to just chill

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I bought soylent as a joke, and I didn't want to be seen buying a pack in public so I had to order a case online.
It's no longer a joke. I'm about to drink my third one because I was fucking lazy and only packed half of a subway sandwich for work/skipped breakfast and lunch

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I bought soylent as a joke, and I didn't want to be seen buying a pack in public so I had to order a case online.
It's no longer a joke. I'm about to drink my third one because I was fucking lazy and only packed half of a subway sandwich for work/skipped breakfast and lunch

It was good knowing you.

 

[Thomsen]

I bought soylent as a joke, and I didn't want to be seen buying a pack in public so I had to order a case online.
It's no longer a joke. I'm about to drink my third one because I was fucking lazy and only packed half of a subway sandwich for work/skipped breakfast and lunch

Soyboooooooooooy

 

[Keyed zaryan]

I genuinely think I have mild schizophrenia, but refuse to get checked because I don’t want to get put on some mind control program and turned into a slave.

 

[Dagonet]

I've been playing solitaire instead of studying for my exams

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I've been playing solitaire instead of studying for my exams

This post gave me ptsd

 

[Dagonet]

This post gave me ptsd

Back when I was at 10th grade, Me and my classmates used to joke about us failing the exams, Shit was funny

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Back when I was at 10th grade, Me and my classmates used to joke about us failing the exams, Shit was funny

Back in highschool, I never had to study. I'd blow off all the homework, google answers for the study guide the night before, and then just get through the test (faster than anyone, and a lot of the time scoring better than anyone else).
Then I got to college and got absolutely raped, just like every single highschool teacher told me I would. I dropped out btw

 

[Dagonet]

Back in highschool, I never had to study. I'd blow off all the homework, google answers for the study guide the night before, and then just get through the test (faster than anyone, and a lot of the time scoring better than anyone else).
Then I got to college and got absolutely raped, just like every single highschool teacher told me I would. I dropped out btw

I use multiple AI chatbots to do my homework

 

[worldatwar]

I've been playing solitaire instead of studying for my exams

i used to do ts at school since most games were blocked

 

[Twostripe]

I like tomboys

 

[Twostripe]

It has been a year since my last haircut and I still don't know what cut I want