NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[ATWA ya dig?]

It has been a year since my last haircut and I still don't know what cut I want

Start dirtyhippymaxxing. Want some state-funded lsd?

 

[Twostripe]

Start dirtyhippymaxxing. Want some state-funded lsd?

I wash my shit at least every other day

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

It has been a year since my last haircut and I still don't know what cut I want

i always ask for the same thing and always get something diffrent

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I wash my shit at least every other day

Ironically enough, I only look like a dirty hippy when I take care of my hair. If I don't at least use conditioner every day I look like a crackhead

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

i always ask for the same thing and always get something diffrent

I don't know how it happens, I literally just ask for an inch off and these bitches seemingly just guess what an inch should be.
Also, it's grim to see how big they think an inch really is...

 

[Twostripe]

Ironically enough, I only look like a dirty hippy when I take care of my hair. If I don't at least use conditioner every day I look like a crackhead

Try changing your shampoo. I used to wash myself with this expensive korean stuff my mom was buying for herself and my hair looked like shit and I was shedding a ton of dandruff. Then I switched to fucking dollar store Ϫ in 1 laundry soap shampoo and now I look like Jason Momoa Aquaman.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

You'll grow tits and be a bum if you masturbate too much

Will I be a real woman then?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I got my first job because the place I used to steal DXM from was hiring, and I figured my mom was probably shitoko about how often I was going there.

 

[shekel]

i got a pirated version of windows 11 but then i dont remember what happened and it deactivated and im too lazy to find out how to reactivate it so i use the free version like a dummy

use microsoft activation scripts, it takes 2 minutes at most

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I got my first job because the place I used to steal DXM from was hiring, and I figured my mom was probably shitoko about how often I was going there.

Also I ended up becoming a manager, so I was able to mark a couple as damaged once in a while to avoid inventory fuck ups.
Or so I thought, because I actually decided to check the inventory one day and it said something like -170.
I also stole like $5000 from that place. It was a good first job

 

[pig]

Whenever I feel dumb I look up shit like "my iq is 4 what does that mean" and then the jewgle AI gaslights me and claims a person with that IQ is not capable of using a computer

 

[korg]

The prophecies of St Kosmas Aitolos and St Paisios regarding Turkey are the only things that are giving me hope these days

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Sometimes I take a goose-step or two while walking. I don't do it to larp as a nazi, I think I'm just autistic.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

When I was eight I absolutely despised America out of my personal envy for their Samsung phones getting Snapdragon chips whilst we got the slower, in-house Exynos chips. I really wanted to emulate Wii games on my dinky Samsung and I couldn't due to that aforementioned fact.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My bedroom used to look like a bisexual woman's bedroom.
Also I just had an empty sheet of acid on my wall for a while because I thought it looked cool (it did)

 

[AdolfTickler]

you are all noobs

 

[korg]

you are all noobs

 

[AdolfTickler]

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yup, you're a noob, stupid kid. Maybe next time get off the computer and mow the lawn instead of being a noob.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I frequently laugh at my own posts.

 

[pig]

When I was eight I absolutely despised America out of my personal envy for their Samsung phones getting Snapdragon chips whilst we got the slower, in-house Exynos chips. I really wanted to emulate Wii games on my dinky Samsung and I couldn't due to that aforementioned fact.

nowadays exynos chips arent even that bad and some are technically better than snapdragons on paper, but samsung's shitty in house fab can never compete with TSMC
my pixel's tensor uses a 5nm samsung node and an exynos modem it sucks ass