NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Foggurt]

When I was eight I absolutely despised America out of my personal envy for their Samsung phones getting Snapdragon chips whilst we got the slower, in-house Exynos chips. I really wanted to emulate Wii games on my dinky Samsung and I couldn't due to that aforementioned fact.

I still do

 

[kaiser06]

I sometimes cry to minecraft music (c418)

 

[pig]

I sometimes cry to minecraft music (c418)

Subwoofer lullaby is aryan but if you cried to fucking Sweden or some shit kys

 

[kaiser06]

Subwoofer lullaby is aryan but if you cried to fucking Sweden or some shit kys

Yeah subwoofer lullaby and wet hands

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I giggle like a dummy every single time my hens waggle their tails. It's cute.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I giggle like a dummy every single time my hens waggle their tails. It's cute.

I like when they finish a dust bath and shake it all out. They puff up a little bit, too. I fucking love chickens (and also all my other birds)
Speaking of, ducks are even cuter when they wag their tails.

 

[Twostripe]

I constantly feel like I have nothing of value to bring into the conversation when talking to people.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

I had sex twice...

 

[kaiser06]

I had sex twice...

with a woman i assume?

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

with a woman i assume?

two different ones...

 

[chudlocker]

i record voice messages trying to sound like lois griffin to my friends
im also very afraid of my next birthday

 

[worldatwar]

im also very afraid of my next birthday

marge

 

[Twostripe]

im also very afraid of my next birthday

Mood.

 

[chudlocker]

marge

I want to be a stupid kid forever and not legally become an adult with responsibilities

 

[worldatwar]

I want to be a stupid kid forever and not legally become an adult with responsibilities

womp womp too bad

 

[chudlocker]

womp womp too bad

youre mad because youre old and wrinkly already

 

[Twostripe]

I want to be a stupid kid forever and not legally become an adult with responsibilities

Oh, I just don't want the responsibility of celebrating another noob year of my life.

 

[chudlocker]

Oh, I just don't want the responsibility of celebrating another noob year of my life.

tbh that too all of my birthdays get ruined by SOME noob and id rather sit at home and have it be another day

 

[Beefsoup]

htsm makes my clitty leak

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

When shroot added the react I spent about 10 minutes reacting people and laughing my ass off at the sound effect