NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

As a lad I used to flap my hands about whilst jumping up and down when excited. I only stopped at age eleven (I think? Could've been earlier.) because my parents jeered me out of it.
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The kid's happy. Shut it down.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>The kid's happy. Shut it down.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

As a lad I used to flap my hands about whilst jumping up and down when excited. I only stopped at age eleven (I think? Could've been earlier.) because my parents jeered me out of it.
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I used to be such sperg as a kid. Thankfully I grew out of that and became the mute kind of autist

 

[_73]

I think the artstyle of most animes looks pretty cool, too bad almost every anime is made by a bunch of japanese pedophiles so they always have to include some weird fetish shit into it, thats why I hate anime

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

I had a dream today in which Jordan Peterson had died in 2022 after a bunch of ISIS kids kidnapped and murdered him because he was making fun of them on twitter.

 

[Twostripe]

When playing modern warfare 2 for the first time it took me a long time to complete the favella mission, because it's where you encounter attack dogs for the first time and I felt bad about killing them. :(

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I have blurted out a lot of cringe personal shit about my life, too much, even.
The one thing I'm genuinely ashamed to admit is...
I vape.

 

[Garf]

I have blurted out a lot of cringe personal shit about my life, too much, even.
The one thing I'm genuinely ashamed to admit is...
I vape.

kys

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

When playing modern warfare 2 for the first time it took me a long time to complete the favella mission, because it's where you encounter attack dogs for the first time and I felt bad about killing them. :(

I just played it a few weeks ago and I still always get fucked on that mission even on normal difficulty. The chase with all the noobs on the rooftop is nearly impossible for me.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I forgot to pay the bare minimum for my hospital bill and I have been dodging debt collectors for almost 3 years (I'm joking obviously)

 

[pig]

Whenever I start up my Beetle when i'm coming home from college after a shitty noob day I always imagine myself like I'm in this scene and it helps my morale a lot because it's a long way home like an hour

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

As a lad I used to flap my hands about whilst jumping up and down when excited. I only stopped at age eleven (I think? Could've been earlier.) because my parents jeered me out of it.
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I still do this

 

[Foggurt]

As a lad I used to flap my hands about whilst jumping up and down when excited. I only stopped at age eleven (I think? Could've been earlier.) because my parents jeered me out of it.
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I used to rub my hands together like a liar obsessively from age 2 to 11 or 12 and it caused them to go red and dry over the years. I stopped because i realised that people probably wouldn't like me if when they went to shake my hand they'd feel how red and raw it is.

 

[sodack]

Sometimes I take a goose-step or two while walking. I don't do it to larp as a nazi, I think I'm just autistic.

When I was in third grade my science teacher told us what nazis were and then showed us a video example of goose-stepping. I don't know why she did because nazis were not even slighly relevant to the third grade level science she was supposed to be teaching. She then told us to never goose-step because of le nazis and so immediately after class I decided to goose-step in the hallway. I don't remember if I got in trouble for it doe.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I want to be like this noob when I grow up

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I want to be like this noob when I grow up

also he helped me make a great presentation for my electric elecreal womanics class

 

[Dagonet]

I still fear death and what happens after that

 

[Juggledicks]

I goon to wojaks on twitter sometimes but hate it because Im trying to do nofap yet they keep giving me a raging hard boner.

 

[Thomsen]

I saw that.

 

[pig]

Smooth jazz is fucking aryan and i will die on that hill