NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Herpes Trout]

I sometimes wish I were Belgian so I larp as a Belgian nationalist and I could draw Azrael the cat in a Force Publique uniform torturing a noobfied version of a smurf without it being weird

^ Think of this but he’s wearing a pith helmet and the smurf has noob lips or something, I don’t know I’m still thinking about it.

 

[Herpes Trout]

I sometimes wish I were Belgian so I larp as a Belgian nationalist and I could draw Azrael the cat in a Force Publique uniform torturing a noobfied version of a smurf without it being weird
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^ Think of this but he’s wearing a pith helmet and the smurf has noob lips or something, I don’t know I’m still thinking about it.

The smurfs as an intellectual property is rather strange to me because (((Hollywood))) keeps trying to make it the next big thing like with what happened with Minions despite no child knowing what a smurf is nowadays.

Smurfs is like Garfield and Popeye where it sells more as a brand for merchandise than it being an active IP like in shows and videogames.

 

[Twostripe]

I don't like autistic people.

 

[Dagonet]

I sometimes put water bottles inside my pocket

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I sometimes put water bottles inside my pocket

That's just aryan. I did that twice yesterday.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

When i was 9 or 10, the only way I could fall asleep was by watching the season 1 finale of Avatar The Last Airbender. I did this every night for almost a year until my mom deleted the recording for some gay ass romcom.

 

[pig]

I sometimes use inspect element to fake my grades to my parents, but I never let myself add more than 5-8 points to my averages

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I sometimes use inspect element to fake my grades to my parents, but I never let myself add more than 5-8 points to my averages

This one time I got a referral and I tried to sneak past my front door with a ninja roll and around to the garbage cans to throw it away.
My dad saw the entire thing, and was probably laughing his ass off.
Also I got caught trying to feed a report card to my dog because my teacher said I was "disruptive to the class" or however the jews tried to break my spirit when I was 8

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I love playing with knives, flipping them in the air and catching them and shit. I've had zero accidents (the sword incident doesn't count)

 

[FloydTech]

I eat boogers

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

I'm a semi germophobe

 

[_73]

I have three images of sloptran saved on my phone
Im so sorry @Swarthy...

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I am an extreme hypochondriac.
I went to the hospital last month because I was convinced I was dying. They gave me a sedative and it didn't help until my test results showed that I was completely healthy. Had the same thing happen a few days ago, but decided I'd rather die than go to the hospital for nothing. I've been that way all my life, convinced that I had cancer because I touched something with the California warning, or convinced that my stomach had ruptured and that I'd die if I stood up to long or laid the wrong way

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

I am an extreme hypochondriac.
I went to the hospital last month because I was convinced I was dying. They gave me a sedative and it didn't help until my test results showed that I was completely healthy. Had the same thing happen a few days ago, but decided I'd rather die than go to the hospital for nothing. I've been that way all my life, convinced that I had cancer because I touched something with the California warning, or convinced that my stomach had ruptured and that I'd die if I stood up to long or laid the wrong way

Nothing ever happens

 

[Foggurt]

Nothing ever happens

Fuck's with the new pfp now flirting with you will feel weird ?

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Fuck's with the new pfp now flirting with you will feel weird ?

Usecase for feelings?

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Fuck's with the new pfp now flirting with you will feel weird ?

Use cas-

Usecase for feelings?

YOU STOLE MY JOKEEEEEEE

 

[Bobby Baccalà]

I may have blown the backlight fuse on one of my older laptops

 

[GQQT]

I may have blown the backlight fuse on one of my older laptops

Ez fix tho

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Ez fix tho

Use case for fixing things? Fixing is tinkering and tinkering is for real women. Just buy a new machine, goy.