NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[shekel]

I liked My Little Pony when I was an actual caca and I have the DSi XL photos to prove it. I miss my old bedroom, comfy as hell.
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I had a ton of childhood photos on my DSI but they all got corrupted when I tried to jailbreak it

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I'm actually John, Tom, Fisherman Fred, a sentient digestive biscuit, Oscar, and the transvestite known as fabulous Tabitha. It was all me.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My first car had an alternator problem and would die all the time, so I jumped it time and time again, then finally got the alternator replaced. It died again the next day.
Turns out I'm just a dumb noob, and I would hold the break down while turning my car off, so I accidentally set the ignition to where it keeps the battery on and letting it drain all night.

 

[Joseph]

I had a ton of childhood photos on my DSI but they all got corrupted when I tried to jailbreak it

I hacked my 3ds 6-7 years ago but I had to wipe it first due to the eshop not being set in the US, so I also lost all childhood photos and dummy audios I did with my cousins. Actually, maybe there's a chance they could be in some 2gb sd card somewhere in my house, but I won't bother looking for that.

However, what i'm truly devastated by is that it wiped all my game statistics (ie how many hours I played) and my Mii Plaza data. Especially the latter, so many airport streetpasses gone, all the puzzle pieces gone, all my school friends gone, find mii 1 & 2 save file gone.

The only thing I'm more devastated by is losing my copy of Pokemon Ruby in my grandma's car almost over 13 years ago

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Once when i was a little caca i emptied the kitchen's trash bin on the ground and played with the trash for like an hour accompanied by my dog because they kept telling us to recycle trash at school, and in my caca mind i was doing just that.

Aryan

 

[Apeson]

i shit in a bag and then put the shit in someones locker
i got caught

you're not even pretending anymore gay noob.

 

[pig]

I actually like my VW beetle a lot, hated it at first but it's proven reliable and it's very agile. Once it dies I'm gonna see if I can find a diesel/TDI beetle to replace it with.

 

[korg]

I'm haunted by this memory from my college Spanish class where we had a "go talk to your classmates in Spanish" activity
I approached this one girl, and I actually got to see her go from a welcoming expression to disgust as soon as I stared talking.
I tell myself that she was just confused because I was so good with Spanish.

that's brutal man

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My ex's mom hit on me after we broke up. I should have done it.

 

[chudlocker]

My ex's mom hit on me after we broke up. I should have done it.

you shoudve done what?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

you shoudve done what?

Date her. I'm joking tho, she was crazy and my ex would have been crushed, i just thought that would be funny to add.

 

[_73]

Date her. I'm joking tho, she was crazy and my ex would have been crushed, i just thought that would be funny to add.

oh my God noob ur such a fakecel, Im SO dissapointed

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

oh my God noob ur such a fakecel, Im SO dissapointed

I never claimed to be an incel, I think. Maybe.

 

[supernigga]

Ome time I said "incredible mouse" because mi arm is ESLDAITY and some schizo spammed giga posts involving this hypothetical cartoon

 

[Spring Awakening]

i somehow found general noobnin in a 4chan cacaot cord server like 3 months ago arguing with people about nazism and he was leaking lol

 

[pig]

I wish i had meth desoxyn to farm better

 

[shekel]

I wish i had meth desoxyn to farm better

Just fake ADHD

 

[Goot]

I used to HATE mlp as a lil kid cause my sister liked it and that ment it was lame and gay

I unfortunately have seen a majority of the main season MLP plot AND some of equestria girls against my will

 

[pig]

Just fake ADHD

They only gave me methylphenidate and my body burns through even XR pills in two hours at most

 

[Nikizno]

I jerk off to the thought of plapping Minuteman

Is xhe attractive at least?