>if sneedson ran the airport, the boarding passes would be flashdrives with 'p. security checks? just walk through femjanny that braps stinky gas. every plane serves unlimited 'p even sneedson goons with you. flight delays come with boykisser zones and gay porn. and your suitcase, a talking 'p folder that goons with you. so where would you fly if sneedson ruled the skies?
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>Interacting with wom*n
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On that note, there are like 4 different stores I refuse to go to because a female cashier there tried making conversation with me and I fumbled.
As someone else stated to me on here prior, "every failure is a brick in the path towards success" or however the cope is sneeded.
 
Some arab foid walked up to me (coincidentally while this was playing in my earbuds) and set her car keys on the table where I was sitting to get my attention. Here is a rough transcription of our conversation that occurred 7-8 hours ago.
>hi, what's your name? i think i know you from our networking class, right?
<uuuh hi it's ashton and uh yeah i think i do
>oh, nice to meet you! that exam we had the other day was really tough, wasn't it?
<i guess so.
The smile disappeared from her face pretty quickly after realizing something wasn't right and she said something along the lines of "I'll leave you be, my bad" before walking off.
Dumb bitch.
I think i done fucked it up too bad but i might try and work up the courage to salvage it on Tuesday just to prove that @ayayayayay is a stupid noob and @Onzikn is a low tier beta compared to me
 
When I was really little (7-8) I got into Pokémon and started playing the older titles on my tablet via emulation. I heard about the Lavender Town syndrome creepypasta not long after that and it scared the shit out of me to the point where I had to sleep in my big sister's room for months and my parents thought I had a disease or something. Even today if I'm watching a video and someone uses it as background noise, I have to mute it. I don't think any horror movie comes close to that shit in my brain.
 
When I was really little (7-8) I got into Pokémon and started playing the older titles on my tablet via emulation. I heard about the Lavender Town syndrome creepypasta not long after that and it scared the shit out of me to the point where I had to sleep in my big sister's room for months and my parents thought I had a disease or something. Even today if I'm watching a video and someone uses it as background noise, I have to mute it. I don't think any horror movie comes close to that shit in my brain.
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When I was really little (7-8) I got into Pokémon and started playing the older titles on my tablet via emulation. I heard about the Lavender Town syndrome creepypasta not long after that and it scared the shit out of me to the point where I had to sleep in my big sister's room for months and my parents thought I had a disease or something. Even today if I'm watching a video and someone uses it as background noise, I have to mute it. I don't think any horror movie comes close to that shit in my brain.
pussy lavender town is a banger song
 
When I was really little (7-8) I got into Pokémon and started playing the older titles on my tablet via emulation. I heard about the Lavender Town syndrome creepypasta not long after that and it scared the shit out of me to the point where I had to sleep in my big sister's room for months and my parents thought I had a disease or something. Even today if I'm watching a video and someone uses it as background noise, I have to mute it. I don't think any horror movie comes close to that shit in my brain.

>Actually i started listening to it just now and it doesnt really scare me all that much anymore. I will say that it's kinda pretty, given the Game Boy's hardware limitations.
 
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