Had to call in an ambulance yesterday because I felt like complete shit. The paramedics that arrived turned out to be both women. They told me to take my shirt off and lay down flat on the couch to take tests. I did as such and closed my eyes to boot. After they set up the thing on me I saw through my eyelids how one of them bent towards me and started going pspspspspsps-. I'm confused shitless, I open my eyes ask "did you just say that to me?". Turns out, it was for the cat that was sitting across the room. We did laught it off, but shit, man, what the fuck was I thinking?