NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[ATWA ya dig?]

I was genuinely convinced I saw a UFO once.
I was sitting in my driveway one night and heard this loud noise, then saw what looked like a plane with these weird lights pointing straight down way closer than I'd ever seen a plane in my life, and I lived no where near an air port.
By time we turned around to watch a plane crash it was gone.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

GENUINELY not a huge fan of white women

 

[RandalSoy]

I hate branoobfailtroloodistpedos but the stupid AI videos they make with eye emojis added saying "The DMS are open, send that DNB!" on make me geg

 

[worldatwar]

I hate branoobfailtroloodistpedos but the stupid AI videos they make with eye emojis added saying "The DMS are open, send that DNB!" on make me kek

dnb is grimstone doe

 

[shipment]

I haven’t been fat in years but I still sub-consciously tuck my shirts constantly.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I have written SO much poetry for women who turned out to be dumb whores. Utter waste.

 

[_account]

GENUINELY not a huge fan of white women

Racemixxers lost anyway.

 

[Goot]

I haven’t been fat in years but I still sub-consciously tuck my shirts constantly.

You have to have been fat to do that?

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

GENUINELY a huge fan of white women

 

[shipment]

You have to have been fat to do that?

To the frequency in which I do it, yes.

 

[shekel]

You have to have been fat to do that?

noob just use google translate atp

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

noob just use google translate atp

Being ESL is aryan

 

[Goot]

noob just use google translate atp

I'm starting to think you're the ESL here bro
And you also have really shit reading comprehension
Where are you even from?

 

[_account]

I'm starting to think you're the ESL here bro
And you also have really shit reading comprehension
Where are you even from?

Frogking struggles to communicate with us because he's an ancient primordial who has trouble using languages primitive enough for us to understand.

 

[Goot]

Frogking struggles to communicate with us because he's an ancient primordial who has trouble using languages primitive enough for us to understand.

Okay, me keep in head

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Okay, me keep in head

HAHAHAHA ESL! YOU'RE ESL!!! HAHAHAHHSHSHSHAHAHAQH3BRJDIF

 

[Goot]

HAHAHAHA ESL! YOU'RE ESL!!! HAHAHAHHSHSHSHAHAHAQH3BRJDIF

Me are rock mother speak

 

[shipment]

electric dog sreal womang milk grug like big flex

 

[Goot]

thunder dog voodo no-speak by shaman hit on head by big rock

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

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