NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[RandalSoy]

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[poop]

Dear soyjak.forum members, soyjak.forum is supposed to close Sep 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.forum has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.forum, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other threads to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

^ mindless sheep
real favstian aryans would let their account get deleted to show THE MAN

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm pretty sure that site I bought lil peep merch from was a scam

 

[PRINCE VEGETA]

When I was a kid I thought this picture was real

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

I have written SO much poetry for women who turned out to be dumb whores. Utter waste.

i fear writing poetry for women should come when you want them to be your wife and they want that too otherwise your poetry loses its meaning without tjenright focus

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

i fear writing poetry for women should come when you want them to be your wife and they want that too otherwise your poetry loses its meaning without tjenright focus

Yea. I definitely wrote most of it for my girlfriend->fiancée, but I also just kind of forced myself to write it for casual girlfriends because they liked getting notes and stuff.
Genuinely the ones I wrote for "the one" were peak and the rest were cookie-cutter slop that took 30 minutes at most.

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

Yea. I definitely wrote most of it for my girlfriend->fiancée, but I also just kind of forced myself to write it for casual girlfriends because they liked getting notes and stuff.
Genuinely the ones I wrote for "the one" were peak and the rest were cookie-cutter slop that took 30 minutes at most.

we need a dumb haiku thread

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I had the Ninja Sex Party "Under The Covers" poster hanging in my living room for a few months before my mom made me take it down.

 

[Dagonet]

I still like Vaporwave even if real womans ruined it

 

[pig]

I bricked my shitty RCA tablet when i was a kid by trying to root it and then my dad returned it and i did the same thing again twice until he got a different model and then i gave up on root
This was back before magisk n shiet

 

[doddermoddREAL]

I was the one drawing hyperrealistic cocks in the schlog anonymous confession thread last year and I used mine as a reference

 

[Dagonet]

I was the one drawing hyperrealistic cocks in the schlog anonymous confession thread last year and I used mine as a reference

Damn noob, You're the reason why the first instacord was made

 

[doddermoddREAL]

Damn noob, You're the reason why the first instacord was made

QRD

 

[Dagonet]

QRD

Sometime in February 2025 or some other month, The Anonymous confessions thread was fucked or lost interest by the noob running it. The 2nd Anonymous confessions thread got raped to death, So did the 3rd one, I forgot the 4th one (probably also lost interest), and the 5th one was the straw that broke the camels back. And so, some shloggas created a instacord due to the Anonymous confessions threads getting raped and the jannies try to shut it down if things went way too far

 

[Mist]

I was the one drawing hyperrealistic cocks in the schlog anonymous confession thread last year and I used mine as a reference

That's aryan shemmycuck

 

[CX2]

i saw adolf in israel

 

[Obsidian]

i saw adolf in israel

>seeing adolf in Israel

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I've lied about having actual friends multiple times before just to save face at the dinner table.

SAME

 

[pig]

I found this pajeet train channel and since YouTube has autodubbing now I think his videos are fun to watch. Theyre absolute slop but I find the perspective interesting