NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[CX2]

you will never be able to tell which one of these confessions are real due to being lost in a sea of irony. touche.

everything i say is genuine and real and you should me very seriously

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

you will never be able to tell which one of these confessions are real due to being lost in a sea of irony. touche.

I haven't made a single ironic confession itt

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

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I would actually kind of look like this if I was fat and couldn't grow a beard and my hair was curly (jewish) instead of wavy (aryan)

 

[Dagonet]

I watched a video of how Hotdogs were made with my cousin, I never touched another Hotdog after that day

 

[pig]

i listen to this track (through earbuds) while im out in public sometimes

 

[shipment]

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i listen to this track (through earbuds) while im out in public sometimes
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This reminds me, once scared the fuck out my female co-worker watching the Nostalgia Critic last Summer who sat within arms reach of myself in this shitty "open office" we were all couped up in. He had a screaming fit during a review, which bled out my IEMS, and she sharply glanced up and darted her eyes around the wall behind me and at the phone that lets people in, before shortly going back to doing basically nothing on Outlook and ChatGPT.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

This reminds me, once scared the fuck out my female co-worker watching the Nostalgia Critic last Summer who sat within arms reach of myself in this shitty "open office" we were all couped up in. He had a screaming fit during a review, which bled out my IEMS, and she sharply glanced up and darted her eyes around the wall behind me and at the phone that lets people in, before shortly going back to doing basically nothing on Outlook and ChatGPT.

I don't believe that you've had a job.

 

[shipment]

I don't believe that you've had a job.

Old junk. I'm back working with them next week for the Easter break, I'll post a picture on my blog then.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Old junk. I'm back working with them next week for the Easter break, I'll post a picture on my blog then.
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I'm going to need some time to process this information

 

[shipment]

>Hi ███████.
>I hope all is well.
>Please see attached supplementary report 051A █████ ██████ Hospital Boiler No. 4 in respect of the reduction of the alarm set point for excess steam pressure as related to me by Mr. █████ ██████ of ████████ ████ Ltd.
>█████ has requested that you send the report for the attention of Ms. ██████ █████ the Project Manager for the Trust.
>Best regards.
>████████

 

[shipment]

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[shipment]

>Getting fired because you called your boss and his businesses consumers sluts for BBC.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I almost went to a George Floyd "protest" when they started ending with riots because I wanted to set shit on fire and get tear-gassed and clubbed by police, I couldn't have cared less about racism or police brutality

 

[CX2]

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i listen to this track (through earbuds) while im out in public sometimes
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this song sux this song wun

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Probably my worst confession possible. I've typed ts out at least 5 times and then nuked it...

Spoiler: Fucked up

 

[CX2]

LULZ IZ HAZ SEKS WIHT TRNAS WOWMAN IZ GAR 4 TRNAS WOWMAN xD

 

[chudlocker]

im chudlocker

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Sometimes I call my puppies "poopies" and they have no idea how rude that is...

 

[Namefag]

I cried when they shut down soyjak.forum.

 

[pig]

when i was a little kid, my mother used to tell me that Japanese people often put their babies inside showcases in public buildings, and the other people would go around and look at the babies until they all fell asleep. she made a silly little song, something like "bedtime for babies, japanese babies..."