NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[CX2]

Oh my God , I can't get enough of it . "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...",
like Spongebob as a Chud, is so funny , I can't get enough of it, "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...", All of it is so funny, haha!

pussy cat vs dog who wins

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Oh my God , I can't get enough of it . "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...",
like Spongebob as a Chud, is so funny , I can't get enough of it, "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...", All of it is so funny, haha!

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Oh my God , I can't get enough of it . "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...",
like Spongebob as a Chud, is so funny , I can't get enough of it, "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...", All of it is so funny, haha!

 

[shipment]

Oh my God , I can't get enough of it . "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...",
like Spongebob as a Chud, is so funny , I can't get enough of it, "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...", All of it is so funny, haha!

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My elementary school had these bagged breakfasts so you could grab them in a rush and eat them in class, but this one teacher made her kids keep them out in the hall. I went out of my way to pass her class and I stole some poor fuck's breakfast nearly everyday, and his teacher STILL never let him bring it into the class

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My elementary school had these bagged breakfasts so you could grab them in a rush and eat them in class, but this one teacher made her kids keep them out in the hall. I went out of my way to pass her class and I stole some poor fuck's breakfast nearly everyday, and his teacher STILL never let him bring it into the class

We also had these award tickets you got for being a good student, but me and my noobs just figured out how to copy them. Even when they needed a signature because of our counterfeit ring, the signatures copied well enough to pass most times. Pretty sweet deal we had going on. Probably why I started selling hard drugs later in life.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I never really meant to be active on the schlog. The sharty was just so dogshit at the time that I thought the schlog would be a good way to pass time while waiting for a decent thread to pop up on the shitty (Never happened)

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Anytime I get drunk enough that I start wobbling when I walk, and I pass the curio cabinet outside of my room, I just imagine myself tripping, falling through the glass, and having it slit my throat.
I work second-shift, too, so I think about how my corpse will lie there for hours before anyone at my house even wakes up.
I should really just move that fucking cabinet...

 

[CX2]

im here once to again to say i lived in asia because its the only interesting thing about me

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

My favorite dog is really sweet and kind of dummyed, so I inadvertently end up calling her the same pet names I called my ex because she was also sweet and dummyed.
genuinely, I care more about Dolly than I ever cared about my ex-fiancée and I think that's because I am also dummyed

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Related: I ended up pair-bonding with my old dog Kaylee more than any human. I genuinely loved her more than any of my friends or girlfriends I've had ever since.
She didn't even seem like a pet to me. She was my best friend and I had this schizophrenic idea that she understood me the same way.
She never really showed excitement or begged to be pet, she would just rest her chin on you until you loved her.
My stupid bpd girlfriend got mad because I called Kaylee a princess once and refused to retract it

 

[shekel]

I look like the Warrior-Z mexiaryan irl. Down to the broad shoulders, cleft chin, fecal-colored skin, and various assortment of pins and tags strewn across my sweat-soaked shirt.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I look like the Warrior-Z mexiaryan irl. Down to the broad shoulders, cleft chin, fecal-colored skin, and various assortment of pins and tags strewn across my sweat-soaked shirt.

this noob is lying under his breath

 

[shekel]

this noob is lying under his breath

No, picrel is really what I look like IRL.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

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No, picrel is really what I look like IRL.

you didn't mention that you had stink lines radiating off of you

 

[CX2]

this ashton guy is just larping as me but gay do not trust him im the real so called ashton who keeps trying to act like me remember my name anton

 

[CX2]

op stop saging this thread! bumo lol

 

[CX2]

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[ATWA ya dig?]

I look like the Warrior-Z mexiaryan irl. Down to the broad shoulders, cleft chin, fecal-colored skin, and various assortment of pins and tags strewn across my sweat-soaked shirt.

R u single?

 

[CX2]

@ellenjak this user is larping as me do not trust him