This reminds me of the time I went to my cousins as a kid and we were all sat out in his huge back garden in the back arse of nowhere. We were all sitting on his trampoline until off in the distance he spotted a small baby mouse running around the concrete decking. Well the little fucker shot up off the trampoline beside me, ran over to where the mouse was, picked up his on-wheels basketball hoop by the corner, dragged it over and fucking flattened the poor basdummy into a small little mush. He lifted up the hoop, brought it back to it's original spot, and all that remained was this grey little pancake with a red lump sticking out the top like a nipple. His parents were watching from the back door and cheered the little fucker on. I sat there having an absolute meltdown about it for the next half hour until we were called in for chicken nuggets and chips.
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