NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[Chesnaught]

I quite like vegetables. I'll just buy vegetables and eat them. I do wash them, but I don't really care about "preparing" them beyond that.

The only vegetable I don't like raw is broccoli. I know that's heckin' immature, but I don't think it tastes very good. Brussels sprouts are good thoughever.

This is why my first ever post on the old site was a thread about vegetables

 

[Charges officer?]

You're a fat fuck and you don't eat your vegetables, that's all

I'm not fat and I eat my vegetables
you're a dummy that likes to eat tasteless bland slop

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

When I was in elementary I collected sealed packs of playing cards. I only liked them when they had the plastic wrapping on them. I had around 15.

 

[Dagonet]

When I was in elementary I collected sealed packs of playing cards. I only liked them when they had the plastic wrapping on them. I had around 15.

Do you still have them?

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

Do you still have them?

Somewhere, I never threw them out.

 

[tonicGiuseppe]

I cannot fucking stand the feeling of those cardboard cup holder thingies.

 

[shipment]

I hug my pillow when I sleep

I have tried this multiple times and I just can't stick it. I either get too sweaty, too uncomfortable or I just feel plain-stupid hugging a damned pillow over anything preferable.

 

[shekel]

I gooned to the hot darg barks thread

 

[pig]

Sometimes when i go on nightwalks i just play Komm Susser Tod on loop on my shitty bad driver walkman knockoff

 

[Onzikin]

I don't eat fruits nor vegetables

 

[shekel]

ESL

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DIDNT I ALREADY HUMBLE THIS LIMP POONER NEEDLE DICK LOOKING LIKE HIS MOM SNEEZED XIM OUT MID-DEPRESSION SPIRAL. THIS MICROWAVED TAPEWORM HAD THE NERVE TO OPEN HER MOUTH AGAIN LIKE THE LAST ROAST DIDNT LEAVE YOU BEGGING FOR MERCY. KEEP TALKING AND ILL HAVE YOUR CONFIDENCE DROPPED LOWER THAN YOUR DAD'S NOT EXISTENT CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS

 

[General Niggnin]

I have tried this multiple times and I just can't stick it. I either get too sweaty, too uncomfortable or I just feel plain-stupid hugging a damned pillow over anything preferable.
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I do it cuz it’s warm and it keeps me in place I wrap my hands around it idk

 

[Steve]

One time I called a girl I was trying to get on my good side a "pretty little white lady" in uncle Ruckus's voice and I still don't know if she trusts me to this day.

 

[s0yt33n liker]

Hilarious shit:
I once pointed a knife at my aunt for annoying me

 

[jim🅱️o]

Hilarious shit:
I once pointed a knife at my aunt for annoying me

That’s not really hilarious

 

[_73]

Hilarious shit:
I once pointed a knife at my aunt for annoying me

sybau, that shit was NOT tuff

 

[s0yt33n liker]

That’s not really hilarious

Even though you would do the same thing if you were me

 

[s0yt33n liker]

I wrote an utterly horrible biohazard of a copypasta about Mexican twink on the booru, if any of you read it I sincerely apologize.

Show us that, coward

 

[Goot]

This is why my first ever post on the old site was a thread about vegetables
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For me, it's bellpepper, onion raw
THough round this time i'm more often picking starwberrys or currants from the garden

 

[Goot]

Tomatos are really nice if you find a REAL one