NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[_account]

i fucked yo mama

TAKE IT BACK
TAKE IT BACK
TAKE IT BACK
TAKE IT BACK

 

[korg]

TAKE IT BACK
TAKE IT BACK
TAKE IT BACK
TAKE IT BACK
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i fucked yo mama extra hard just for that

 

[korg]

who's yo daddy now?

 

[Joseph]

my bbc is leaking

 

[_account]

i fucked yo mama extra hard just for that

You sure about that? Because my mother was dead before you were even born.
Checkmate, liberals.

 

[korg]

You sure about that? Because my mother was dead before you were even born.
Checkmate, liberals.
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i never specified whether the body was alive

 

[_account]

i never specified whether the body was alive
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We scattered her ashes in the Atlantic ocean
and you wouldn't be old enough to work at the crematorium

 

[korg]

We scattered her ashes in the Atlantic ocean
and you wouldn't be old enough to work at the crematorium
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i sneaked in
and i better not tell you what i did with the ashes...

 

[Victorio]

I just smoked a fucking pistachio

 

[Dagonet]

I just smoked a fucking pistachio

noob, That's nuts

 

[Thomsen]

I just smoked a fucking pistachio

How did you even managed to do that?

 

[_account]

i sneaked in
and i better not tell you what i did with the ashes...
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As previously stated, you didn't even exist yet.
Which raises some interesting questions as to who YOUR father is...

 

[Victorio]

How did you even managed to do that?

I had the desire for whatever reason to light the end of it on fire. It burned slowly and smoke started pouring out of the nut enclosure itself so I just sucked it into my mouth (not lungs) and then blew it out. Tasted like s'mores

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I had the desire for whatever reason to light the end of it on fire. It burned slowly and smoke started pouring out of the nut enclosure itself so I just sucked it into my mouth (not lungs) and then blew it out. Tasted like s'mores

tbh you should powder up like a pistachio and roll it with some normal cig tobacco

 

[supernigga]

I shit my pants

 

[Dagonet]

I shit my pants

Caca reference?

 

[gemseed]

I like Tama

 

[Apeson]

I love medieval shit, i have a crossbow and a sword that i won't show off because i'm a SLF.

 

[pig]

I prefer DeepSeek over all the American AI bots because it's the best at being nice to me and tends to give better advice for technical problems.
Also this

Spoiler: SISA

 

[_account]