>soyjak.party users will always lose their fucking shit whenever someone's has a happy relationship because if u noobs had one you wouldn't enjoy getting shat on 24/7 on the shroom like masochistic scum that you are, simply because its “attention”
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greek yogurt is really good[gem]
i like lime greek yogurt
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i can either rewatch invader zim liek a based ftm neo nazi or rewatch evangelion again or i could shit on my bed & roll around in it for teh lulz
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i hate my noob self for not asking my mom to buy me this when i was 13, but now if i ask her she'll go back to asking if im bipoc & trans. cant even larp as an epik pooner irl smh.
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im considering buying another cigar box to put my real womanberry pi 3b in because it would be really cool and awsume desu ofc i will never use it because arm is for noobpedo real women who plap plap plap to furry brap porn on (insert website i dont like)
 
sega removing most of their dreamcast games & forcing people to buy their shitty retro sonic bundle & removing all their old sonic games from steam was my personal 9/11 back in '22
 
been a while since i've actually made a real update to my life here. 4th of july is tomorrow, that will be nice ig. my mom wants me to watch fireworks with her, i dont really want to, but i'll do it anyways. summer is almost over soon too, which makes me feel sad. i didn't do much, but its okay since its not like i ever do anything. actually this summer has been better since instead of sitting in my room all day on the internet i've been out of my room. i still dont feel really good, but im starting to care less about how i look. im considering actually gaining weight instead of starving myself all the time. hopefully i'll be able to get a bf during fall or winter. dad will be coming home soon in a few months, that will be nice when he does. maybe i'll start going back to church when he comes back. ig today i have been a bit more emotional too or at least now i am. i think later tonight im going to start playing final fantasy 6 on my ps2 or maybe kingdom of hearts, but idk if i like the disney theme.
 
i want to tell my mom how im feeling but idk if im even justified to be feeling the way that i am and i'll just come off as selfish i also dont really want to come out about too much and if i start telling her too much things might turn out bad or if i say too little she might think its worse than it really is and i dont want her to overreact
 
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