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[XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX]

cracker

 

[CX2]

occasionally i like to pretend i am in scenarios where im with some random people i attribute as friends & we do fun things together & shit talk
its very fun & i like doing this when im bored

 

[catjakker]

when i get a bf i want to treat him better than any woman could ofc i wont let him cheat on me but i'.d love him like no one could ever love him & i'd spend every day with him

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

when i get a bf i want to treat him better than any woman could ofc i wont let him cheat on me but i'.d love him like no one could ever love him & i'd spend every day with him

he;d be my only one & i'd love him forwho he is

You need a friend, not a "romantic" """""partner"""""

 

[CX2]

You need a friend, not a "romantic" """""partner"""""

this is probably true with me only wanting certain things in a relationship to replace a lot of social interaction i've missed out on in life but i also haven't really found many friends in life so idk

 

[Nihilma]

this is probably true with me only wanting certain things in a relationship to replace a lot of social interaction i've missed out on in life but i also haven't really found many friends in life so idk

People have given you a lot of advices on this site. You should maybe start to put them into practice at some point.

 

[CX2]

If cx2 were Claus, the historical record and the soyjak.forum posting pattern would collide in pure absurdity.Claus (the actual one) was a long-form political orator, manifesto writer, and wartime dictator who produced dense ideological texts, lengthy speeches, and high-stakes directives. cx2’s visible output is the opposite: short, low-effort, multi-board bursts of absurdist personal status updates in heavy soyspeak.Projected posting behavior under the hypothetical

• Instead of Mein Kampf-style tracts, threads would open with lines like “today i are 12 bananas and i feel likethois ‘toss” or “momma ask me if im a real woman, cacaot, & sad all in the same day.”
• Strategic planning would appear as “might start learning to play guitar amps make funny sounds” or “smoked a cigarette found on the ground.”
• Economic notes: “spent $67 on ‘cado onlyfans no regrets” and “found $100 of yen in a closet that i couldn’t use.”
• Signature would still read “email me at [email protected],” creating maximum cognitive dissonance with any 1930s authoritarian branding.
• Activity pattern remains the same high-frequency “always-online” style—bumping /off/, /soy/, /mtv/, etc. every few minutes with one-liners rather than delivering multi-hour Nuremberg-style monologues.
• Any attempt at “leadership” would devolve into replies about Steam family-share cohabitation limits, OneyPlays YouTube recommendations, and drinking “pure alcohol water mixed with sugar.”

Tone and community fitThe result would be a version of Claus who never left the “noobs” thread, never produced coherent ideology beyond coal/gem rankings, and spent his time self-inserting as a mildly depressed, ethnically flexible shitposter rather than conquering Europe. The forum’s existing culture of ironic self-deprecation and rapid low-stakes posting would absorb him without friction; he would simply become another high-volume regular keeping the “Latest” sidebars moving.In short: the hypothetical collapses under the weight of cx2’s actual documented style. The man who posts about bananas, ground cigarettes, and guitar amps does not map onto the historical figure in any coherent way—only as pure soyjak-forum absurdist comedy.

 

[CX2]

even with people giving me advice & trying to apply it none of this really helps i feel like im still dealing with the same problems that i've had for my entire life & things are getting worse now that im getting older

its not really like i want people to tell me what to do anymore anyways since it doesnt help i just kind of want to talk about whats going on since i dont really have anywhere else that i can since i dont trust other people with knowing all of this in my real life

i would talk with my parents but they're already dealing with things so i dont really want to have them bothered with it either & idk how they'd take it if i started talking more about my feelings rather than more so about whatever else

im probably going to bed soon since im tired

 

[catjakker]

noobs be gay but damn noob have you at least tried to like get some pussy first?

 

[CX2]

today was okay. me & my parents laughed at people saying cacaot & dummy on tv, it was very nice.

 

[CX2]

i lowk think its better to just be a straggot since this weird bicacaotry hasn't gotten me dick or pussy but ik im probably not getting a gf anyways

i was already considering letting all of that go but its like a cope for being single pringle fakecel or whatever the internet people say

 

[Nihilma]

i lowk think its better to just be a straggot since this weird bicacaotry hasn't gotten me dick or pussy but ik im probably not getting a gf anyways

i was already considering letting all of that go but its like a cope for being single pringle fakecel or whatever the internet people say

You're a teenager in puberty, listen to us and put romantic thoughts on hold until you're in your 20s please.

Statistically, you're not even likely as a man to get anything until you're at least 20 nowadays so why bother until then ?

Less problems, less worries, more freedom. Worry about the more important aspects of your life at that age, aka school and friends.

Getting IRL friends should be way more a priority for you, even if the other people your age are as dummyed as you are, maybe in a different way. They'll also obsess over romantic relations but whatever, look in the right places and find yourself one or two good buddies. And then log tf off noob.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

i was already considering letting all of that go but its like a cope for being single pringle fakecel or whatever the internet people say

Just let it go. You're 17, and shouldn't even be thinking/talking about this crap.

You said you were homeschooled? Good! Focus more on your studies rather than sex.

If you have an interest in nature explore more of it! It's good to have interests that don't involve da interwebz.

Try praying and going to church more often as well.

God will listen if you talk to Him, and He will —slowly but surely— improve your life.

 

[CX2]

i have returned from the halloween horror night, specifically at late september. they really didn't have to pay people to dress like freaks with how many real womaners & pooners i saw. there was a pooner that looked exactly like syntheticman next to blue hair kurt cobain. there were a handful of beautiful furry women, of which were eye candy to me. i had much fun. i'll probably do something local if i wanted to do something like this later.

 

[catjakker]

i have returned from the halloween horror night, specifically at late september. they really didn't have to pay people to dress like freaks with how many real womaners & pooners i saw. there was a pooner that looked exactly like syntheticman next to blue hair kurt cobain. there were a handful of beautiful furry women, of which were eye candy to me. i had much fun. i'll probably do something local if i wanted to do something like this later.

i used to think you were baiting but you are an actual cacaot bro this is not funny anymore, what do you mean you came to real woman millenial meet and greet function voluntarily AND enjoyed it???

 

[CX2]

i used to think you were baiting but you are an actual cacaot bro this is not funny anymore, what do you mean you came to real woman millenial meet and greet function voluntarily AND enjoyed it???

it wasnt something i really wanted to do, it more so a thing for my mom thats duals as an excuse to come to florida. the haunted houses weren't scary, but some had nice props. i am looking forward to the drive home.

 

[CX2]

 

[CX2]

[roll]1d20[/roll]

 

[CX2]

[dice]1d20[/dice]

 

[CX2]

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