NORMALcaca BINGO

[jutland]

 

[CX2]

here is a real obe because i am bored

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I only usually only go to my grandmas house on the weekends and I have never really felt an actual attraction to anybody at all before

 

[木制的尼尔森]

also having sex in public is not normal at all

 

[CX2]

also having sex in public is not normal at all

everyone is fucking in the middle of walmart here in america

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Would you shroomcux believe me if I said that I have NEVER had a birthday party

 

[CX2]

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Would you shroomcux believe me if I said that I have NEVER had a birthday party

whats a house party like?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

whats a house party like?

I forgot since the last time I went to one was back on Christmas 2014 when I was 6-ish
But basically it's when ppl hold a party at a host's house

 

[dap]

painted two sections yellow because:
have had a job - i'm working part-time but will likely get officially employed soon
go out most weekends - i used to go out a lot before all of my friends moved out

 

[Lateral]

>Having sex in a public place without losing your virginity

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>Having sex in a public place without losing your virginity

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have you heard of those sex robots and such

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

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[supersage]

blue = depends
if I were to wrap my car around a truck, or a tree or die in a car crash in general I know 100% the entire retro car club I'm in would probably show up, but if I died of a heart attack or bled out in a field following an animal attack or agricultural accident, then probably only my family would show up

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I only usually only go to my grandmas house on the weekends and I have never really felt an actual attraction to anybody at all before
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That's giga but that also doesn't count, they're clearly asking if you're going with friends barhopping or shit like that
Also I fucking hate this bingo so goddamn much makes me so damn angry

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I should probably cross off uses social media but I don't post on it I just lurk and cyberstalk people I know
I do go out on New Year's but that's usually my parents will just take me with whatever party they go to so it doesn't count, also my last birthday was fucking pathetic and the only people who showed up did so because 1. it was convenient and 2. they felt bad for me so I don't count it

 

[dap]

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blue = depends
if I were to wrap my car around a truck, or a tree or die in a car crash in general I know 100% the entire retro car club I'm in would probably show up, but if I died of a heart attack or bled out in a field following an animal attack or agricultural accident, then probably only my family would show up

>uses social media not painted
larp

 

[supersage]

>uses social media not painted
larp

social media is gay and cacaotlike, i once used it but not anymore, third worlders and caca/real womans ruined it

 

[dap]

social media is gay and cacaotlike, i once used it but not anymore, third worlders and caca/real womans ruined it

noob you got banned on twitter three months ago

 

[supersage]

noob you got banned on twitter

they dont like the shit i say on twitter
noob heil Claus
noob heil Claus

 

[dap]

noob heil Claus
noob heil Claus

you are not kanye west
it is not the social media app for you

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

they dont like the shit i say on twitter

This is the funniest line in the entire song, in between all the grievances of what they're doing to his family and flexing and praising of Claus there's just him whining like an emo kid about how no one understands him online