OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten
fuggin jerdee
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>Eh? You've never seen a pair of burgers before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! EAT UP!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! JJeez, obsessed cacaot! They're just bags of burgers on my table, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how juicy the patty is! Yummy Yummy! I-I bet you want to eat them too, don't you, Mr. dummyed Vegan Yuhropoor?! Go right ahead! Eat these fuckin' burgers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, Eat the fries too! I know you really want to! Just be careful: my fries are super hard right now! I cooked them wrong!
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