>Just a small town boy drinking genetically modified soy
  • Welcome. Registering and having your account be approved may take a while since there's only one guy checking and approving accounts and guestposts

Post gems you made

How do i even live up to this as a slopjakker beginner ? Like image showing this to the swedish guy just after he made the first soyjak.

Slopjak2.png
I can't imagine how I would react if I saw that when I was making my first slopjak.
 
View attachment 37344
I can't imagine how I would react if I saw that when I was making my first slopjak.
Not to sound like a xitterdummy but if you showed this too someone from a hundred years ago they'd end up in a psychiatric ward, mainly because of all the absolutely horrific shit described in the awards that would've been completely unheard of back then and yet almost normalised now.
 
Not to sound like a xitterdummy but if you showed this too someone from a hundred years ago they'd end up in a psychiatric ward, mainly because of all the absolutely horrific shit described in the awards that would've been completely unheard of back then and yet almost normalised now.
They would at least have some sort of trauma from it.
 
Not to sound like a xitterdummy but if you showed this too someone from a hundred years ago they'd end up in a psychiatric ward, mainly because of all the absolutely horrific shit described in the awards that would've been completely unheard of back then and yet almost normalised now.
Swarthy is one of the few soysphere namecaca that can actually make me feel an emotional response with his creations, I'm telling you he's a genius.
It's not just about adding slop to it ad infinitum, there's design and methodology to these things.
He's the David Lynch of our generation.
 
Swarthy is one of the few soysphere namecaca that can actually make me feel an emotional response with his creations, I'm telling you he's a genius.
It's not just about adding slop to it ad infinitum, there's design and methodology to these things.
He's the David Lynch of our generation.
If he made a movie it would be one of those infamously disturbing movies like a serbian film or that one fake amazon tribes documentary that gets banned in Australia and Germany
 
Swarthy is one of the few soysphere namecaca that can actually make me feel an emotional response with his creations, I'm telling you he's a genius.
It's not just about adding slop to it ad infinitum, there's design and methodology to these things.
He's the David Lynch of our generation.
The thing people get wrong about slopjaks is that you don't just tack on text and pictures to make it look complex. When you just add on simple awards and flags it makes it seem soulless and generic. The most important features of slopjaks is how funny they are and how ugly they are.
You also can't cut corners with slopjaks. Kernung's "mother of all slopjaks" is a good example of this. It's very sparse and the majority of the sloppines comes from the images around the edges, which take the focus away from the central soyjak. It is almost entirely focused on being ugly since it's covered in disease or gore photos.
 
The thing people get wrong about slopjaks is that you don't just tack on text and pictures to make it look complex. When you just add on simple awards and flags it makes it seem soulless and generic. The most important features of slopjaks is how funny they are and how ugly they are.
You also can't cut corners with slopjaks. Kernung's "mother of all slopjaks" is a good example of this. It's very sparse and the majority of the sloppines comes from the images around the edges, which take the focus away from the central soyjak. It is almost entirely focused on being ugly since it's covered in disease or gore photos.
Yours is actually the "Mohar of all slopjaks" or ortherwise known as "Sanriowabag's face reveal" and "The whitest nordic chad self-inserter"
 
Back
Top Bottom