I'm pissed that Emerald stole my shtick of favouring black women. Now it's not cool or funny anymore and now I ponder if maybe, maybe, all this time, I deeply resented black women this whole time.
Stick my fingers in my ears, close my eyes, and scream "La-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!" over and over until she either slaps me or walks off in a fuss.