Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[I seen it on the Internet]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[Goot]

>I DO NOT LIKE MAKIMA
>I AM HECCIN' TIRED OF ME BEING TIED WITH MAKIMA, I FUCKING HATE YOU noobS AND I PERSONALLY BEHEAD EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU noob IF YOU POST ME WITH MAKIMA ONCE AGAIN!! RIN TOHSAKA MOGS HER

bruh this is like the same as the the jolteon shit

 

[Joseph]

>if sneedson ran the airport, the boarding passes would be flashdrives with 'p. security checks? just walk through femjanny that braps stinky gas. every plane serves unlimited 'p even sneedson goons with you. flight delays come with boykisser zones and gay porn. and your suitcase, a talking 'p folder that goons with you. so where would you fly if sneedson
ruled the skies?

 

[_73]

>When I was a NEET I would go entire weeks without showering. To be honest, I enjoy the sensation of being sweaty and musky… it has a more “natural” feel to it.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>Was the breastmilk one submitted yet

 

[Joseph]

>I should be king of the shroom

 

[Assistant]

Space Station 13

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>You and me we like pepe and buster

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>You and me we like pepe and buster

Aryan dubs haha.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>Please stop drinking so much alcohol and give some to me.

 

[Joseph]

>That's why I never made a self insert. That way people need to put effort into obsessing over mi

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Delivering diy estrogen to your cordbuddies is not a job...

I'S GON POST HERE ANYWAY EVEN DOE I'S LIVE OFF FOOD STAMPS AN SHIET. FUCK TIMMY GON DO

Be quiet jobhaver. You sound like a seething jobhaver. Sage. Disability benefits in the thread. NEET power. NEET race. NEETbux. Disability for the NEETbux. Neet2025 #LDAR. I eat tendies. Mommy for the tendies. Tendies for the NEET.

 

[StudioExcréments]

>one time i got so constipated i could not walk because my poop turned into a giant poop tyrone bibisea.

 

[Joseph]

>But the Sonic Miku pfp makes her valid, you fucking bigot ass chudcel stupid bitch!

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off

Why do all you noobs say “I’m probably going to do such and such eventually”? If you want to do something just fucking do it. Thinking about doing something or saying you’re going to do something “eventually” is meaningless and if you actually had any sort of drive or motivation to make change in your life you’d just make the change. Either do it or don’t. “Probably, eventually” means “I’m going to tell people I want to do this so they see me as someone who does this and I can feel accomplished”. cacaot.

yeah, but ur a foid so zip ur lips and make me a sandwich lole

I WAS A BITCH ASS noob TILL I GOT HOES AND BREAD YOU FEEL ME?

I was addicted to fentanyl-laced xanax for a few weeks. I only quit because I didn't have a source aside from stealing it from my brother and I knew I would die if he ran out unexpectedly (which xanax addicts tend to do).
I miss it.

Is unc really expecting nusois to make OC???? Oh hell naw blud is tripping

when sharia law is enforiced you will be killed fuggen westnerners

>Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!

He'll find his way here and post more gemmy videos of noobs fighting

Nevertheless, without Claus, we would not have the dialectical process of threads discussing his BBC.

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

OIL UP

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>its like HRT but instant and turns you hyper!

 

[Joseph]

>You can leave the obsession behind, new forum new attitude.

 

[Joseph]

oil up op

blud thinks he's @TYRONE CHICKEN BONE

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

noob Y'ALL WISH YOU WERE ME ONG

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>a lot of people shit in lockers actually