Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

SHIEET DAS SUM FINE ASS SHAWTY YOU GOT FO ME YT BOI

larping as black wont make people think youre white

BITCH DOES I LOOK LIKE A WHITEY 2 YU? SHUTCHO ASS UP BEFO Y SLAP DA SHIT OUTCHU HOE

NAH DIS BITCH JS CALL ME A FAKE ASS noob

 

[shekel]

>They call me Gigafly because im giga fly

 

[Bobby Baccalà]

>stop trying to force the pooner meme there's nothing funny about it and you all look like caca. it just started with people calling me a pooner cause of my artstyle so i literally just played into it to troll a little cause this website is obsessed with pooners to the point of mental illness. if you keep projecting and calling me a girl then you are GAY

 

[Sloppyjakky]

>if you are reading this you have AIDS

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

@Cat @Shroot

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[shipment]

>They are importing Haitians into Whoville

 

[JerkOffYonathan]

>Kill grinches. Behead grinches. Roundhouse-kick a grinch into the concrete. Slam-dunk a grinch into a bin filled with coal. Crucify the filthy little grinch on the Christmas tree. Defecate in a grinch’s hot choclate. Launch grinches into the sun. Stir-fry grinches in a wok. Toss grinches into active volcanoes. Urinate onto a grinch’s presents. Judo-throw grinches into a wood chipper. Twist grinches’ furry little heads off. Report grinches to Santa. Karate chop grinches in half. Curb-stomp pregnant grinch demons. Trap grinches in quicksand. Crush grinches in the trash compactor. Eat grinches like ginger bread men. Dissect grinches. Exterminate grinches in the Gas Chamber. Stomp grinch skulls with saint nicks boots. Bake grinches in the oven. Lobotomize grinches. Inflate grinches hearts 3 sizes. Stuff grinches full of turkey stuffing. Put grinches on the naughty list. Turn grinches into Christmas hats.

 

[worldatwar]

>i genuinely hope you Let your heart be bright!

 

[Nophonoid]

>Enjoy your AIDS

 

[Idkchud]

poooooooooopoooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Apeson]

>Pooners kinda boils down to fat chicks and armpits if you really think about it

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>Pooners kinda boils down to fat chicks and armpits if you really think about it

Failed pooner who's a 300lb tomboy who just needs some reassurance of being loved.

 

[Apeson]

Failed pooner who's a 300lb tomboy who just needs some reassurance of being loved.

@Goot is this what you meant with that post?

 

[George Humphreys]

>I'm not gay because being gay takes effort

 

[George Humphreys]

>mommy I just covered my entire screen in my cum

>reported

 

[Goot]

@Goot is this what you meant with that post?

What post?

 

[shipment]

>Do them vrillkers slosh?

 

[Goot]

>Do them vrillkers slosh?

I always know one of my lines is a hit if it makes it to this thread

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Spread the word like Goatse spread his coinslot.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>Do them vrillkers slosh?

@Shroot wordfilter milk to eggnog