Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[Nophonoid]

>so I was jerking off while shoving a pencil into my penis and I got too into it and I shoved it in a little too deep and now I can’t get the pencil out of my dick. Please help me and the solution needs to be fast my parents are almost home!
https://soyjak.st/int/thread/228128.html

 

[Steve]

Who cares about thos dummyed kiwifarms feature, KF will etrwrnally knEEL to EDF!

 

[Monkey Man]

>so I was jerking off while shoving a pencil into my penis and I got too into it and I shoved it in a little too deep and now I can’t get the pencil out of my dick. Please help me and the solution needs to be fast my parents are almost home!
https://soyjak.st/int/thread/228128.html

This is cringe in a visceral way

 

[Apeson]

>Either my mom or an older female cousin would shower me until I turned about 11-12. They stopped because I started growing pubic hair.

 

[Nikizno]

>Either my mom or an older female cousin

How the fuck do you even manage to confuse these two????

 

[Apeson]

How the fuck do you even manage to confuse these two????

idk ask brapsil

Autism  Post in thread 'CUTEBOORU bread'

Jan 10, 2026

why

Either my mom or an older female cousin would shower me until I turned about 11-12. They stopped because I started growing pubic hair.

It wasn’t even like “this noob too dummyed to shower” they just wanted to shower me

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[ATWA ya dig?]

>As a foid, what is your opinion on male pregnancy?

 

[miek]

>ME AND THE BOIS RUNNING FROM THE DIDDY AHH BLUDS ON POMMU OHIO AHH GOONING SITE WHILE THE EVIL HUZZ TRIES TO EDGE TO US AT 3AM
idk if this was added before

 

[Apeson]

>Is there actually anything wrong with rape?

 

[Nikizno]

>@ecstasy Drop those panties and spread that redskin pussy we're all going deep in that bitch TONITE
>Jimboing my moist pepper while moaning in ecstasy

 

[_account]

@Cat
>Do you want a medal you caca? You're clearly such a great lad for willingly listening to optional brownoid nonsense for the grand reward of nothing! Get out of your own arse you dope.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

>grrr i hate jimbo i hate him so much GRRAAHH fuck you jimbo, i cant stand you. i am autistically hardwired to leak at at you in the most random posts i can find. fuck you jimbo. fuck. you.

 

[_account]

>grrr i hate jimbo i hate him so much GRRAAHH fuck you jimbo, i cant stand you. i am autistically hardwired to leak at at you in the most random posts i can find. fuck you jimbo. fuck. you.

grrr i hate jimbo i hate him so much GRRAAHH fuck you jimbo, i cant stand you. i am autistically hardwired to leak at at you in the most random posts i can find. fuck you jimbo. fuck. you.

 

[Barry]

>Man-on-man rape isn't gay if it's used as a display of power rather than pleasure.

 

[supersage]

>Man-on-man rape isn't gay if it's used as a display of power rather than pleasure.

soldier falseflag dni

 

[George Humphreys]

>>trixz said:
>>i don't like soda
>Kill yourself

 

[Fish]

>glub glub glub glub

 

[George Humphreys]

>>not even denying it
<reddit space
>As expected.
<reddit space
>I can only hope that, when you inevitably try to shoot up a preschool or something similar, the glowies will foil you before you manage to do anything.

 

[_account]

>>not even denying it
<reddit space
>As expected.
<reddit space
>I can only hope that, when you inevitably try to shoot up a preschool or something similar, the glowies will foil you before you manage to do anything.

Did Goldberg say that?

 

[George Humphreys]

Did Glowberg say that?

Yeah, to you in fact