Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[Apeson]

“Words build bridges into unexplored regions.”
― Santa Claus

 

[snuffereet]

NUSOICACAGOOGOOLVKSOAOJQIWBGKDIAUJWHRJISJADOODOOSLUTTAHFISBEKGJAIJROQLROCNCUCKSSS…

 

[supernigga]

>CAPTAIN COAL (ALLAH) OWNS THIS WEBSITE FUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS BITCHES
>From the coal, came forth sweetness

 

[kars cosplay guy]

>Grandparents asleep yet?

 

[supernigga]

>Your site has nowhere to gain new members except leech them from us, you seethe over us yet stay only to make it worse and shill, while banning the same from occuring on your site, have worse and more obsessed jannies, left us on false pretenses, and the only thing to gain is being able to seethe on our site. Nothingburger, waste of time

 

[supernigga]

>oh my God, shut up... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

[Twostripe]

I am John Soyjak and this is my favorite forum of the soyshere.
(could also be nate higgers i dunno.)
>

 

[Twostripe]

>Anyone up for a virginity loss story thread?

 

[ザイバツ]

>i got some of my dressing gowns together and pretended it was a bunny and i was cuddling her all night but unfortunately it's 14:05 now and i really cant get any sleep, i hope im not ill for long because this fucking sucks
- Lachlan/"s5"

 

[[ಒಂಬತ್ತು]]

fecal matter and noobs experiencing reversed gravitational force

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

وما تسمع الي يخدعك انت فشلو

 

[_73]

>My name is MoonMetropolis and Im pushin' thirty, mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

>My name is Meursault and I goon to Forsaken Yaoi Porn

 

[Twostripe]

>Holy fuck my girlcock is about to EXPLODE :3

 

[basil]

>do nusoicacas really
idk can’t think of anything clever

 

[ザイバツ]

>Make me feel good, good good good
>I feel so gross and ashamed of myself rn, it doesn't close fully anymore...

 

[basil]

>Make me feel good, good good good
>I feel so gross and ashamed of myself, it doesn't close anymore...

donald who the fuck said this

 

[ザイバツ]

donald who the fuck said this

 

[Cuckjeet]

View attachment 17367

Why are you still talking about this irrelevant man