Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[_73]

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Add this geg

 

[General Niggnin]

“It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.”
- Me

 

[_73]

“It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.”
- Me

U not Shakespeare lil noob, pack it up

 

[Soyspotter]

>yeah im smallanus and i love my boyfriend catter i fuck him everyday WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

 

[General Niggnin]

U not Shakespeare lil noob, pack it up

“Shut up you bourgeoisiecuck clittycel loser. The workers will hang you from the streets you racist bigot”
- me

 

[_account]

>yeah im smallanus and i love my boyfriend catter i fuck him everyday WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

 

[supernigga]

“Shut up you bourgeoisiecuck clittycel loser. The workers will hang you from the streets you racist bigot”
- me

Please... Back to reddit please I beg...

 

[_73]

“Shut up you bourgeoisiecuck clittycel loser. The workers will hang you from the streets you racist bigot”
- me

"in this moment I am euphoric" head ahh

 

[_account]

“It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.”
- Me

All the oxygen left my body and I'll soon be pronounced dead because of how powerful this quote is

 

[Goot]

what's a funny le reddit thing to add?

 

[jim🅱️o]

>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence.

 

[Joseph]

>Let this be a lesson to you all: never Shroom, ever.

 

[Goot]

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

 

[_account]

@Cat
>yeah im smallanus and i love my boyfriend catter i fuck him everyday WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

 

[Namefag]

>I wake up every morning and eat a nice big bowl of shit bran.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

>Last goonsesh didn't result in anything

 

[supernigga]

@Cat
>yeah im smallanus and i love my boyfriend catter i fuck him everyday WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

It's real, he really did do that

 

[You]

>No one: Absolutely nobody: Still nobody: Not a single soul: Literally no one in the whole universe: Not even tk47: Stupid Barneycaca: *Makes a GR15-breaking post* Lee Goldson: I'm about to end this mans whole career [everyone disliked that] MLP Royal Guards: Wait that's illegal British scum: Ok that was lowkey on point Pickle Twilight Sparkle: *slaps roof of thread* shitoko did I ever tell you about the time I turned myself into a pony pickle? It was an epic moment. shitoko *Is dummyed* JustPassingThrough: *Passes through* Señor Huevos: Don't google the MLP friendship is magic episode "Make New Friends but Keep Discord" [Lee googles "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"] Dj Vinyl Scratch: Congratulations Lee, you just played yourself Rainbow Dash: *flies past lee* OOOHH I dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT [everyone laughed] Princess Celestia: You're breathtaking! Ban-evading Argentinian: I bet I can take on Lee Lee Goldson/x86x2: You sure about that Lee Goldson/x86x2: Stabs all barneycaca and rips all their intestines Squidward_mouth_open_awestruck.jpg: Wait that's illegal [Everyone liked that] Lee Goldson: Am I a joke to you? Stewie Griffin: There's no way leebaiting can be good agai.... FILTHYFRANC: Hold my beer CC joined the chat DRWolf: So... Lee Goldson, what's on your mind? David Joyner: Welcome to the dark side of MLP Homer Simpson: MaRgE i'M cOnFuSeD

 

[Thomsen]

>THIS GUY HAS A GOLDEN PAN HOW THE FUCK HE HAS A GOLDEN PAN

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

>You should get with her. And when you get to have sex with her tell her you wanna roleplay a scenario where you pretend to be a Auschwitz guard and she is a dead jew you just shot and you rape her dead body.