Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[muscular_engineer]

>I come the fuck out, that's what I fucking do, alright? You think, I'm larping, I'm larping, I'm larping - I'm in the back of a fucking Dollar Tree, I've got my gun, I'm fucking- I am fucking not larping. I don't care about the *unintelligible* I'm wearing a fucking American tracksuit dude, you think you can't spot me out bro? Yeah contact the police... That's where I am, that's where I am. I hate you fucking guys. Yeah, nobody cares. Shut the fuck up, nobody cares. Listen, when I tell somebody I'm gonna pull up, I pull the fuck up, okay? When- I want you to know, after I roll this fucking pineappley chocolate blunt up, and I smoke on fucking bozo over here, RIP Bozo, okay, I'm gonna be feeling pretty fucking good. And I- so, that's that. I guess you can post the videos, to make a long story short this guy's a fucking larper and he tried to fuck with me. But there we go, there we go.

 

[muscular_engineer]

>oh yeah buddy you dont think im a Shroom poster?? WELL guess WHAT noob rips off shirt and goes NIGMODE GAME ON noob epic dubstep music plays as I pull out my golden ak 47 and flip through the air firing shots, I DODGE your grenades and missiles, epicly turning the missiles back towards you, and I fly into a car and speed towards you, straight up looking like an evil tall ass muscular noob and then my chad nazbol gang reinforcements come in planes and tanks and they BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE and steal yo mama and bust her up like HNG HRNGH and take fat shits like HRN OAGH AGH then I put on my cool trenchcoat and beret and smoke my cigar and run up to you super fast and punch you through 5 walls, as you fly through the air I epicly shoot you with my custom desert eagle in slow mo, and then the homies take you and use you like a basketball, then I bust yo teeth out and deliver the final shot with my custom 44 revolver, then I take yo measly 14 dollars and leave you dead in the street

 

[muscular_engineer]

>In short, we must face the fact that the purely free society will have a flourishing free market in children." - Murray N. Rothbard

 

[Ploot]

>Uhmmm, giga?

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>Look man, Shroomies are annoying little shits and they leak about ANYTHING we do in their community watch thread, they try to defend their shit claims but end up failing like always, these noobs are the literal reason why the 'ru keeps having metawhiners

 

[supersage]

>Look man, Shroomies are annoying little shits and they leak about ANYTHING we do in their community watch thread, they try to defend their shit claims but end up failing like always, these noobs are the literal reason why the 'ru keeps having metawhiners

>Your main export to the soysphere being metawhiners

 

[coalburner]

 

[CX2]

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yk he's not wrong though

 

[worldatwar]

>wawa

 

[angkar]

>Shut your mouth noob, I'm a leader not a follower
You were happily obedient until you sperged and got yourself demoted, projecting quadroon

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>Nah don’t do that, if you cancel it that means those chuds win and you have done what they want, which is to prevent you from existing and being yourself. Transition safely if you can, however you can, don’t let those fuckers win.

 

[luthanasia]

>They’re just random friends he found from soyjack community/content or 4chan website

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>Soyjack is the best thing to ever exist

 

[supersage]

>skyjack.party i think

 

[luthanasia]

>4chan/soyjack users are usually more extreme

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>Bros... it's over. Somebody portrayed us as the Soyjack...

 

[Onzikin]

>I'm jealous of @Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT and @lunchfordinner current relationship.
BUT I ALSO respect it and I will not do anything to antagonist or try to drive them apart, because that would be pathetic behavior and brimstone to do.
That is all, thank you. And please do not hate me for this.

 

[CX2]

>i love bathing in my own shit tbhdesu

 

[coalburner]

Keep leaking. I won. I always win. I am everywhere I am the everything. I am nothing I am everything. There is no stopping me. No matter where you lurk where you post I will be there. I will be there to datamine and ban you. There is no stopping the coalburner. By year 2030 I will own the entire soysphere. All detractors will be hung. All boorucucks will beg for salvation. You will face the lords sword you will face the wrath of the coalburner. You will be farmed and you will like it. There is no stopping the coalburner. He will find you and you will sing his highest praises. You can continue leaking or quit while you can. There will once be a day prophetic in nature in which on the holy mountain church of soycraft I will rise yet again and you will beg for forgiveness. It is only a matter of time before it happens. All will die and be revitalized under a new coalfarmerpilled soysphere. Keep leaking I will always win there is no stopping me. The based power is too sreal womang the will is too airtight. Never speak ill of coalburner again or else the wrath of a thousand nations will descend on you. coalburner already owns half of the sites you use. It is only a matter of time. coalburner for the win 2030. coalburner for the win forever. I will never die. coalburner is the holy gift given to the soy of the jak. Just you wait the time will come.

 

[David Baszucki]

>The evil hacker known as 4chan