Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[shipment]

>im scared of looking at penis because i dont want to go to the even worser part of hell where they force me to rape pussy

 

[Apeson]

>how can you be an incel if you got raped thats involuntarily being not celibate

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>Did you do your chores?

 

[ザイバツ]

>i think you should kill yourself dilbert

 

[shipment]

>No mom, it's not furry porn! Well, it is, but they're called 'flvffferalds' and I need them to own the fuggen gootists!

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>No mom, it's not furry porn! Well, it is, but they're called 'flvffferalds' and I need them to own the fuggen gootists!

Site culture encapsulating quote.

 

[shipment]

>It's snca until you whip it out in public.

 

[George Humphreys]

>HELO MI IS SLOPPY JAKKY AND GIVE MI YOUR JARTEE TRIPCODE SO WE CAN GOON TO CRYSTAL CAFE ON DIS CORD!!!!

 

[George Humphreys]

>bridget tiene pechos grandes

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>you noobs will never understand me

 

[shipment]

>you noobs will never understand me

How it feels.

 

[smigglepuss]

>Jamaican smile + Russian stare + Balkan rage + Pakistani jump + American wave + Filipino laugh + German precision + Irish smirk + Greek stare + Serbian fury + Brazilian fire + French shrug + Italian hand gesture + Nigerian sprint + Canadian "sorry" + Turkish tap + Australian laugh + Korean focus + Japanese bow + Mexican cheer + Scottish yell + Spanish clap + Egyptian gaze + Chinese nod + Indian heao wobble + Dutch handshake + Polish salute + Moroccan nod + Ukrainian whistle + Swedish blink + Danish smile + Finnish silence + Icelandic smirk + Thai prayer + Vietnamese nod + Hungarian salute + Swiss precision + Argentinean dance + Chilean jump + Peruvian wave + Jamaican sitting + Russian fart. Balkan parents both + Pakistani sitting + American laugh + Filipino scream + German walk + Irish dance + Greek punch + Serbian slap + Brazilian samba + French sigh + Italian wink + Nigerian shout + Canadian laugh + Turkish stare + Australian wave + Korean shout + Japanese siah + Mexican wave + Scottish smile + Spanish laugh + Egyptian bow + Chinese wink + Indian nod + Dutch shout + Polish wave + Moroccan sit + Ukrainian smile + Swedish silence + Danish nod + Finnish wave + Icelandic bow + Thai smile + Vietnamese bow + Hungarian jump + Swiss stare + Argentinean whistle + Chilean wave + Peruvian jump + American joke + German laugh + Irish clap + Greek nod + Serbian wave + Brazilian samba + French sigh + Italian wink + Nigerian dance + Canadian "sorry" + Turkish bow + Australian laugh + Korean hug + Japanese smile + Mexican wave + Scottish yell + Spanish clap + Egyptian gaze + Chinese wink + Indian head wobble + Dutch handshake + Polish salute + Moroccan hug + Ukrainian blink + Swedish silence + Danish smile + Finnish wave + Icelandic smirk + Thai bow + Vietnamese nod + Hungarian salute + Swiss precision + Argentinean dance + Chilean jump + Peruvian wave + Jamaican sitting + Russian laugh + American joke + German laugh + Irish clap + Greek nod + Serbian wave + Brazilian samba + French sigh + Italian wink + Nigerian dance + Canadian "sorry" + Turkish bow + Australian laugh + Korean hug + Japanese smile + Mexican wave + Scottish yell + Spanish clap + Egyptian gaze = those who know

 

[Apeson]

>you noobs will never understand me

edgy the edhehog.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

edgy the edhehog.

You're just antisemitic.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

edgy the edhehog.

>Edgies get wedgies

 

[Yurijak]

>Holy fuck my girlcock is about to EXPLODE :3

Next level.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

>I dunno, looks kinda flaccid to me.

 

[QuickSlaughter]

>New York City Cops

 

[George Humphreys]

>>The oneshot noob is now posting FPE
>The character development...

 

[Entity68]

>peanut butter