Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[George Humphreys]

>Welcome to the Jartycuck Plaza, the mall made by noobs, for noobs. Free 'p forever cafe, no aryans allowed. Instead of escalators, we ride BBCs and brap lifts. Talking slopjaks will guide you. The fountain sprays diarrhea and cum. You just think about gooning, we will rub your TBP for you. Movie theaters with Daisy's Destruction and unlimited dildos. What would you add to a mall made by jartycucks?

sloppyjakky's favourite mall

 

[Sloppyjakky]

i am a pedophile

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>First

 

[kriper2004]

>I love goot I really love goot, you can eat them, you can feed them, you can swim in them, and gootist people can feel their flvff on them, they are my friends, we walk together in the cool moonlight

 

[Lateral]

>I turned 30 earlier this year. Birthdays are always highly melancholic for me, as it simply means that I'm one year older and one year closer to dying. However, my 30th birthday is one that I've always especially dreaded. I've always felt like, once I turn 30, I won't be young anymore. I'm truly an adult, whether I feel like one or not. But what does it even mean to be an adult anyways? Quite frankly, I don't want anything to do with what society tells me "adults" are supposed to do. I don't want to get married or have kids. I don't want to be a debt slave and work a job that I hate so that I can spend the rest of my life paying rent to a landlord (or paying off a mortgage). I don't want to partake in the meaningless rat race. I want something more, but I know that there really is nothing more. Life is an endless abyss with no purpose that we were all born to slave away and die in. As I have said before, I really don't know how anyone with a functioning brain can live in this world and not want to kill themselves.

might want to shorten

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

@Shroot...

Don't even say "I'm a slut for BBC" because I already know that.

 

[George Humphreys]

>I'm average weight, and a future mass shooter conspiracy dummy seething at me was definitely an amusing way to cap off my birthday, so thanks.

 

[QuickSlaughter]

>yellow

 

[shipment]

>Yeah I saw a fat noob while I was walking my dog and it reminded me of the average shroombro

 

[shipment]

>I turn the volume up and my cis ass LISTENS

 

[Apeson]

>Mistsphere save us from this moralliar rulecucked shithole, I beg.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

>Jartysphere molest us from this moralaryan gigachad gem mine, I beg.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

>The Alpha of Autism. The Brute of Brimstone. The Cultivator of Coal. The Duke of Discord. The Emperor of Estrogen. The Fiercest of cacaots. The Greatest of Gooners. The Height of Hedonism. The Imperator of Incest. The Jarl of Jakparty. The King of liars. The Lord of Lesotho. The Master of Masturbation. The Naysayer of Normalcaca. The Overlord of Obsession. The Prince of Predation. The Que-hagen of Queerness. The Ruler of Rape. The Sultan of Stink. The Taskmaster of real womaning. The Undertaker of UTTP. The Vaeyen of Vaginamaking. The Warranter of Whiteys. The Xenophobe of Xisterhood. The Yardmaster of Yaoi. The Zhar of Zelligpedos.

THE INDIAMITUS CUX THE GROOMER OF GROOMERS THE noob OF noobS THE real woman OF real women THE ESL PEDO OF FNF

JARTYREN THE VANTABLACK CHILDPREDATORren the SISSIFIED RAPEDren the COOMING INCELIBATEren the UNFUCKABLE INCOMPRESIBLEren the UNEMPLOYED SLOPJAKren the HIDEOUS WHALEren the OBESE STANKren the VOMIT-INDUCING PHYSICALLYDISGUSTINGren the UNIMAGINABLE LEAKYren the TRANSGENDER JUSTSHUTITDOWNren the UNPLEASANT DEGENERATEren the ERECT ‘ZAren the DOXED MICROPENISren the INFERTILE ASSCRACKren the INFINITE BRAPPER dummyATIONren the BRAINLESS BUCKBROKENren the DOMINATED RENTFREEren the ETERNAL COPER MEGAGAYren the SATANIC ACKEDren the SPACE-NOOSE HANGING COLOSSALcacaren the LESBIAN BIBISIren the MASTODON USER CREATUREren the BASEMENT-DWELLING JOBBERren the SUBHUMAN DEMONren the ANTIChrist CRIMINALren the DIDDYBLUD SINGULARITYren the ANTIMATTER RENCUCK THE JI JICUCK THE REN RENCUCK THE CUCK XUEENCUCK THE VANTABLACK THE CUCK OF CUCKS ENCUCK CUCKREN CUCKCUCK CUCKCUCK CUC CUCK

ENTER JARTYREN

 

[George Humphreys]

>rammstein is trans music and it gave me the desire to exist

 

[QuickSlaughter]

>This is the last post I am ever making on this site, if you need me you know where to find me

 

[Kote]

>shamalamadingdong

 

[QuickSlaughter]

>My skin may be black but my bones are white

 

[shipment]

>guys i swear i didnt know I just saw "Conservative Black Female. Age 30" and an MLP pfp and instinctually giga-reacted

 

[QuickSlaughter]

>giga is giga while being giga is giga on top of giga which is giga

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

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