Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[George Humphreys]

>What if Santa Claus MERRY ChristMAS!ed from nutcracking his chocolate candycane to gingerbread grinches gifties

 

[condolana]

>What if Santa Claus MERRY ChristMAS!ed from nutcracking his chocolate candycane to gingerbread grinches gifties

isnt it supposed to be "giftmies"?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

isnt it supposed to be "giftmies"?

I cried when hoholand shut down

 

[AshkeNazi]

I cried when hoholand shut down

but ukraine still exists doe?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

but ukraine still exists doe?

acktually it was a theme park in pokrovsk
it closed down thanks to the russians raping it with drones

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

but ukraine still exists doe?

Drone in; zone out

 

[George Humphreys]

isnt it supposed to be "giftmies"?

not if you only input one "m" instead of two

 

[condolana]

not if you only input one "m" instead of two

no one was typing ever "gemies"

 

[George Humphreys]

>cx2 is genuinely the absolute worst thing to ever happen to this imageboard. Every single time you open a thread and see that unmistakable, brain-rotting posting style, you can feel your IQ points actively evaporating. It’s not even bait at this point; it’s a dedicated, 24/7 psychological warfare campaign against everyone else's sanity.
They don’t write normal posts. They just vomit out a toxic sludge of the absolute lowest-tier, stale slang mixed with complete nonsensical contrarianism just to get a reaction. If you agree with a good point in a thread, cx2 is right there to tell you why you’re wrong with zero logical backing. If a thread is actually high-quality and funny, cx2 will single-handedly derail it into a 50-post meta-argument about nothing. They have the media literacy of a concussed goldfish and the personality of a wet cardboard box, yet they post with the unearned confidence of a tenured professor.
The absolute worst part is that they are totally immune to ignoring. You can hide their posts, you can filter their common phrases, but their radioactive aura still infects every single board. They are the human embodiment of a pop-up ad that you can't close. The administration's refusal to permanently clean up this utter eyesore of a user is proof that we are living in the worst possible timeline. If cx2 has a million haters, I am one of them. If cx2 has one hater, it is me. If cx2 has zero haters, it means I have finally died of sheer exhaustion from reading their miserable slop. Clean it up for free, janny, I am begging you.

 

[George Humphreys]

>@Sloppyjakky said I'm a furry? THAT'SRIGHT CRACKA I GOON TO JOLTEON


>not gonna reply to the dickhead who tagged me just gonna say fuck you.



>WORLD CUUUUP, WORLD CUUUUP, WORLD CUUUUP, WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[George Humphreys]

>Cargo and Barry Steakfries are my very best friends, Jolteon is my wife, the gooting never ends

 

[Chloroform]

"Soyjak Forum is the place, where trans rights is not just a slogan"

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>The Internet's #1 Community For Soyjaks, Wojaks, and Related Memes!

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>Post, Discuss, Cope.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

"Soyjak Forum is the place, where trans rights is not just a slogan"

Nusoi you forgot something

 

[Chloroform]

Nusoi you forgot something

I say this

 

[supersage]

@Goot
>Genuinely shut the fuck up
>Every single time you side with them you just end up making yourself look like an enormous cacaot
>You have a tendancy to do that in general, and as for why you consistently fail to improve upon that despite knowing that is beyond me

 

[Lateral]

>What does anyone think about a diaper cafe?
It would be a place where you could walk around and it’s clothing optional so you can go without clothes and barefoot, and you can wear diapers any size for anyone at the booth for free, and then you pay about 5 dollars for a nappy juice that’s a laxative that will make you poop, and then you can poop in the diaper for fun. Then you can have yourself changed in private rooms by nurses for 3 dollars.
There would also be coffee and snacks and all, but the main drink would be flavored laxatives. I’m making logos and designs of the place.

 

[soyoyuki]

>your right coming here was pointless. ill just stick to soybooru

 

[soyoyuki]

>your right coming here was pointless. ill just stick to soybooru

keeping the ESL is necessary