Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>He's literally lieing

 

[Sloppyjakky]

>Imagine the libdummy world was real and they were actually doing a rape holocaust to mexicans rn then in 60 years you gotta explain why you were doing ts goofy shit while 30 million mexicans were being rape genocided instead of actually fighting it lol

 

[George Humphreys]

>with the way you act i thought you were some dummyed teen but no you are a full grown dummy i cant stop laughing im not taking you seriously anymore noob

 

[ザイバツ]

>I get along with everyone, no matter how old they are!

 

[sage]

>what if Claus had a bbc

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about noobs, written by a noob, talked about how noobs needed more et. cetera. The needs of a noob are endless. a noob on every television channel. a noob in every movie. nothing but noob music for noobs and those who wish to be noobs. that is almost worse than be a noob. at least a noob does not want to be a noob. a noob does not want to be a noob so badly he will kill everyone who is not a noob just so that he might not be reminded that he is a noob. I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no noob had ever been. there are few places like this left in the world. when the noob was the freed the world became the noob's slave.

>At night the noobs come out, brave in the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the noobs, lending shadow to the misdeeds of the darkies. Beneath the luminescence of gaudy streetlights the gangs of noobs, in feral noob packs, would stumble and howl, liquored-up on cheap noob drinks and enthused by the scantily clad negresses. In the day these noobs were more docile. The tumult of the noobs grew tedious and I decided to leave, to walk perhaps to a place where no noobs ever went. To do this I needed to walk down the noobstained streets and wait in subway overrun by noobs. Every noob looked at me as if I was waiting for me to call them what they are, as noobs, knew what I, not a noob, knew them to be. Most of the passengers were noobs or niglets. Each noob stared at the other noobs with shitoko that infects every noob due to the violence inherent in each noob and no one knows what a noob is capable of more than a noob. that is why noobs always leer as they do, for noobs assume that everyone has a propensity for violence equal to a noob's.

>In the fresh blossoming night air after I had risen from the stench of the noobsoiled subway I felt a peace that can only be known when all noobs are absent. Perhaps this is why noobs are so disgruntle, they never have the chance to leave noobs behind. Perhaps these typs of free and fresh nights are not available to noobs who must leer with noobhate in their noobheads and noobhearts all the days of their noobdly lives. But now the streets were clean, vacant of all noobs and the cacophony of noobs. I had come out of that noob-Gehenna where the golems of the noobloving liars waste and writhe. I was lost in the coolness of a midnight devoid of darkies.
>It was almost ruined, knowing I would have to return to the noobs. Knowing that everywhere else, noobs were muddying everything with their noobhands and their noobnotions. But for now there was the peace of no noobs.

 

[George Humphreys]

>HEY @Sloppyjakky CAN YOU AWNSER THE QUESTION: AREN'T YOU TOO dummyED TO PASS HIGHSCHOOL?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

I AM A PEDOPHILE

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

>HEY @Sloppyjakky CAN YOU AWNSER THE QUESTION: AREN'T YOU TOO dummyED TO PASS HIGHSCHOOL?

MANE EVEN MY noob JAMAL HIGHSCHOOL AND HE STOOPID IF YOU CANE PASS IT JS TELL DA MATH TEACHER YOU GON POP A CAP IN HE ASS IF HE DONT MAKE 2 PLUS 2 FIVE N SHIEET

 

[ザイバツ]

>I've said this before and I'll say it again: the funniest thing is how there's nothing to "expose" about myself in the first place. Like, you know CalmMeCarson or DrDisrespect? They got ripped to shreds because they affected other people (not just themselves). While I'm not a "victim" at all, you cannot say with a straight face that I've ever harmed anyone except myself. There are no vectors, I'm that pathetic.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

I've said this before and I'll say it again: the funniest thing is how there's nothing to "expose" about myself in the first place. Like, you know CalmMeCarson or DrDisrespect? They got ripped to shreds because they affected other people (not just themselves). While I'm not a "victim" at all, you cannot say with a straight face that I've ever harmed anyone except myself. There are no vectors, I'm that pathetic.

You forgot something nuswa

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Marge why incest

 

[catjakker]

>just another snep on the world wide web :P

 

[Lateral]

>We, the nerds.

 

[swaggrz]

>This is Sloppyjacky's mother. Please unban my son
As a concerned mother it makes me sad and sick to my stomach to have a child refuse to eat, sleep, and experience suicidial tendencies. I don't know what my son did but please unban him to stop this. He doesn't have any friends at school so he gets really hurt when kids outright refuse to socialize with him. I love my son and I want the best for him. Please give him a chance and I'll promise he will behave himself this time

 

[George Humphreys]

>I will post cado in 1-5 days

 

[George Humphreys]

>how about I upload an a image of my cock noob

 

[George Humphreys]

>you're being nothing but a jartycuck, you have no morals, no self reflection and you aspire to conceive of the filthiest things you possibly can and corrupt all that you can with your degeneracy
In my eyes you are indistinguishable from a real woman

 

[StudioExcréments]

>I'm different, i'm load bearing for this site
>Shroot knows that

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Piss won.