Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants an iPhone 17 Pro Max

[pig]

Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore technology in safe environment instead of using Android at such a young age. remember your iCloud account password ;*

Mentally I’ll chudcel: NOOOO if she buys an iPhone at 9 how can my inferior Indian phone even satisfy her gaming needs society is heckin collapsing you are fucking chad assholes for doing that even tho I’m the one from the subcontinent incel jew website noob noob noob! You doin me a heckin walled garden! Just imagine that f-fucking beautiful titanium orange iPhone in her hands she is ruined f-forever n-no Samsung will ever be enough… nooooo why is my battery getting low! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin gay Syrian steve jobs! Google: iphone 17 pro max review it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even unlock my bootloader . Remember graphene OS don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.

 

[pig]

up

 

[soyjaktwentyneutralface]

ANWO gemmie

 

[Apeson]

This is a variation of the worst fucking copypasta in existence

 

[Dagonet]

Buy her every single expensive accessory for it

 

[Assistant]

Reddit: my 9 year old daughter wants a syndicate PDA for Christmas

normal folk: nooo you can't do that the syndicate are evil and they have a black market with guns and swords and illegal technology you can't do that you're supposed to be loyal to nanotrasen

Mentally I'll nukiecel: DUUUDEEE YESSS SO SHE CAN GO BUY A DOUBLE EESWORD AND MURDERBONE EVERYONE ON THE STATION AND THEN BUY AN EMAG AND HACK ALL THE BORGS TO BE SYNDICATE AGENTS AND THEN BY THE MODSUIT SO SHE CAN BE DEFENDED AGAINST THE SHOTGUNS SHITCURITY HAS

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

fucking beautiful titanium orange iPhone

The 17 Pro is made out of aluminum thoughever (another Tim Cook fail gеg, there's a reason Steve Jobs gave up on Titanium with the PowerBook G4)

 

[Namefag]

Normal folks: Prepubescent children shouldn't have a phone at all

Mentally ill chudcels:

Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore technology in safe environment instead of using Android at such a young age. remember your iCloud account password ;*

Mentally I’ll good boycel: NOOOO if she buys an iPhone at 9 how can my inferior Indian phone even satisfy her gaming needs society is heckin collapsing you are fucking chad assholes for doing that even tho I’m the one from the subcontinent Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come scrooge website bad boy bad boy bad boy! You doin me a heckin walled garden! Just imagine that f-fucking beautiful titanium orange iPhone in her hands she is ruined f-forever n-no Samsung will ever be enough… nooooo why is my battery getting low! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin sugarplum Syrian steve jobs! Google: iphone 17 pro max review it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even unlock my bootloader . Remember graphene OS don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Normal folks: it’s natural to be curious buy it for her and let her explore technology in safe environment instead of using Android at such a young age. remember your iCloud account password ;*

Mentally I’ll good boycel: NOOOO if she buys an iPhone at 9 how can my inferior Indian phone even satisfy her gaming needs society is heckin collapsing you are fucking chad assholes for doing that even tho I’m the one from the subcontinent Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come scrooge website bad boy bad boy bad boy! You doin me a heckin walled garden! Just imagine that f-fucking beautiful titanium orange iPhone in her hands she is ruined f-forever n-no Samsung will ever be enough… nooooo why is my battery getting low! Heckin genocide!! You did this flippin sugarplum Syrian steve jobs! Google: iphone 17 pro max review it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok just a quick look I won’t even unlock my bootloader . Remember graphene OS don’t let them win.. you got this *stands up and gives Roman salute SIEG HEIL.

does she also want a labubu with dubai chocolate

 

[Idkchud]

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