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RIP Catter

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Wtf ghost page. Maybe catter really IS dead?
 
>pilot are you sure a nu
<YESYESYES
>are you sure a 500000000 kiloton nuclear device is nece
<YESNOWNOWDOCTOOOOOOSDOITNOW
>pilot shut the fuck up are you sure we have to nuke the small slavic town of uhh... presnovlasistan which we are in no way at war with?
>YES. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE CATTER START POSTING ON THE SHROOM AGAIN.
<...
<nuclear force authorised
<godspeed, pilot
 
>pilot are you sure a nu
<YESYESYES
>are you sure a 500000000 kiloton nuclear device is nece
<YESNOWNOWDOCTOOOOOOSDOITNOW
>pilot shut the fuck up are you sure we have to nuke the small slavic town of uhh... presnovlasistan which we are in no way at war with?
>YES. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE CATTER START POSTING ON THE SHROOM AGAIN.
<...
<nuclear force authorised
<godspeed, pilot
gem
 
@Cat
I tried to commit sewerslide back in 2010. After having endured years of grape and smeggsual assault at the hands of my father, the shame and fear just became too much for me to bear and pretty quickly I fell into a pretty bad fun chemicals and gluglug habit which in itself proved severely destructive to my life. It really brought me to the end of my r0p3. So I bought a pewpew, put it to my lips and pulled the trigger but the bu113t missed my cerebral cortex by a 3rd of a millimeter and my mother found me just in time. I survived, but with a severe deformity and set of differentlyablednesses that I've been coping with ever since. But you know what? I haven't wanted to commit sudoku since that day. Not even a thought.
I guess I just wanted to say, as a struggle cuddle, snowflake-addiction and sewerslide survivor, that it can and will always get better. You're sreal womanger than you think you are. H@ng in there.
 
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