Say something embarrassing about yourself

Im doing this as soon as someone else does cause im not gonna do this alone.

 

[PuertoRican]

Back when I was a caca, I got bullied through like the first two years of school for being too white. They compared me to the school's whiteboards. Around that time I also projectile vomited directly into another kid's backpack, i was very sickly growing up for some reason, but around the time I started highschool something changed and nowadays I rarely get sick.

I've never been picked on for my skin tone but my brother was picked on as a caca for his skin tone, some other students called him "leche" (milk) but he resorted to comeback of calling them "leche de chocolate"

 

[Onzikin]

I've never been picked on for my skin tone but my brother was picked on as a caca for his skin tone, some other students called him "leche" (milk) but he resorted to comeback of calling them "leche de chocolate"

Kindergarten bullying is so innocent. Nowadays we all call eachother shitskin and cumskin on xitter.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I used to dig really deep into my butt in kindergarten and I smeared my shit all over the walls

and I also used to have piss battles with this one kid where we attempted to like claim each other territory where we pissed on a side that the other person pissed in and whoever pissed the most in that spot won

 

[CX2]

I've never been picked on for my skin tone but my brother was picked on as a caca for his skin tone, some other students called him "leche" (milk) but he resorted to comeback of calling them "leche de chocolate"

i would have just called him a noob

 

[PuertoRican]

Kindergarten bullying is so innocent. Nowadays we all call eachother shitskin and cumskin on xitter.

Geg I'm just now realizing that's pretty much the same thing

 

[Apeson]

Kindergarten bullying is so innocent. Nowadays we all call eachother shitskin and cumskin on xitter.

There was a kid who was annoying and tried to bother me and he cried so hard after I called him porky and tripped him that teachers had me do some anti-bullying bullshit for a bit.

 

[Onzikin]

When I was in Kindergarten, my (male) best friend invited me to the bathroom and showed his ass to me like Bart Simpson.

 

[PuertoRican]

When I was in Kindergarten, my (male) best friend invited me to the bathroom and showed his ass to me like Bart Simpson.

I think that's called mooning
Sounds a lot worse when described like that

 

[Apolloyon]

I once fall asleep in class and shit in my pants in the process. Nobody bothers to wake me up and tell me that I have shit in my pants and I only realised that after I wake up by myself.

 

[Apeson]

I once ripped my pants on P.E in school and i was so slick that I walked back home to change without nobody ever noticing.

 

[CX2]

i had the amazing idea to call the constitution dumb back in school & someone heard & told the teacher in which she yelled at me for saying that in front of the class

 

[Apeson]

i had the amazing idea to call the constitution dumb back in school & someone heard & told the teacher in which she yelled at me for saying that in front of the class

Constitution. More like dumbstitution

 

[Apeson]

Constitution more like prostitution

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I browse soyjak.forum on a daily basis

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I also eat my boogers (not really)

 

[YellowLee]

i was red

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I'm actually tipsy right now

 

[Onzikin]

I'm sad, whenever I'm sad I just wish I had a girlfriend so I could hug her and instantly feel happy again.

 

[Blackred]

In fourth grade I was friends with this kid who shat themselves in a bus trip once

 

[supersage]

I for the longest time didn't know that Dinar was a currency and thought that serbs were singing about eating dinner in their nationalist songs when I went through my mandatory balkan interest phase of 14-16