Shroom FM: Summer 2026 Special

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The SOLE GOOD thing about the Boorum is the instant updates. I forgot how grim having to manually refresh is maine.

Wait, are you cargo?

 

[supersage]

One of the most uber soy posts of this entire site BTW

Dark Cargoists never forget we're gonna rape you in the town square with a cucumber

 

[Goot]

You have to admit the Trumen Show clip was tough. C'mon now.

Shoulda just said good evening, good afternoon and goodbye

 

[Yurijak]

Wait, are you cargo?

It's literally highlighted for you in the first post itt that red text = cargo and blue text = me

 

[Goot]

Dark Cargoists never forget we're gonna rape you in the town square with a cucumber

Gggtists in cgntrgl

 

[Yurijak]

Wait, are you cargo?

In the flesh, or should I say, in the screen!

 

[Goot]

In the flesh, or should I say, in the screen!

Do you have flesh?

 

[royalcracker]

amazing

 

[Yurijak]

Do you have flesh?

Stop asking questions you don't want to know the answer to.

 

[Yurijak]

Do you have flesh?

No, just FLVFF

 

[Goot]

Stop asking questions you don't want to know the answer to.

I do
Weren't you trying to be one of those protogen shits once?

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

It's literally highlighted for you in the first post itt that red text = cargo and blue text = me

Interesting.

 

[supersage]

I do
Weren't you trying to be one of those protogen shits once?

is your fursona a protogen or why did you mention protogens unprompted

 

[Goot]

is your fursona a protogen or why did you mention protogens unprompted

No i coulda sworn cargo was talking about that once

 

[Goot]

is your fursona a protogen or why did you mention protogens unprompted

Post in thread 'What is your opinion on furries?' https://soyjak.forum/threads/what-is-your-opinion-on-furries.2655/post-77539

 

[Yurijak]

I do
Weren't you trying to be one of those protogen shits once?

I shortly mulled on the concept of wasting time crafting one for it'd serve as a fruitful time waster nearly a year ago now. This idea was quickly dropped. Of-course, this answer won't please you because I didn't affirm your moany whines of so-called degeneracies and whatever else you use to hand-wave away your own insecurities. I'm a creative person who likes to think about crafting creative things, sue me.

 

[supernigga]

What's weird is i haven't even seen a single post in this thread where those "jokes" could even remotely be applied to, you've made the jolteon thing live rent free in your head for no reason

It's true everytime I'm alone at night I silently think "Man I wonder if that dutch pedophile is jerking it to jolteon"
I need freinds...

 

[Yurijak]

It's true everytime I'm alone at night I silently think "Man I wonder if that dutch pedophile is jerking it to jolteon"
I need freinds...

>She didn't think to use the GQQT-signal.
NGMI.

 

[Goot]

It's true everytime I'm alone at night I silently think "Man I wonder if that dutch pedophile is jerking it to jolteon"
I need freinds...

The fact you were able to conceive that thought in the first place makes me really wonder if you're actually being for real despite my better judgement saying that this is obviously a joke, but still

 

[Yurijak]

I need freinds...

Uhhhhm hello? I'm right here? Also esl german noob ape mispelled 'friends'