/snca/ - Shit nobody cares about

[catjakker]

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finally there's an excuse for me to post this again

 

[shipment]

I was going to make a Shroom Thread Simulator last month but I dropped it immediately after encountering trouble getting CapCut to cooperate with my shitty Thinkpad. Even had some nonsense bookmarked to screenshot and work off of.

 

[shipment]

I was going to make a Shroom Thread Simulator last month but I dropped it immediately after encountering trouble getting CapCut to cooperate with my shitty Thinkpad. Even had some nonsense bookmarked to screenshot and work off of.
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Fuck, I might actually take a crack at it properly if I can successfully fix my desktop in the coming days. I'm waiting on a power supply to arrive in the post, and even at that I'm relying on myself not to make an absolute bollox of the whole thing upon disassembly and reassembly. Time will tell, this was a good idea.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

The reason behind the majority of Western SEGA Mega Drive / Genesis games sounding awfully "twangy" is due to the software used to create them. That being the DOS software "GΕMS" (Genesis Editor for Music and Sound Effects) which was commissioned by Sega of America as to aid new developers in music creation on the unfamiliar hardware. It spat out tracks in the proprietary MOD format and allowed for the conversion of MIDI files. bad drivers just roughed it out and done everything through SMPS (Sample Music Playback System) or modifications of it.

GΕMS

SMPS

GEMS gets too much hate, games like Comix Zone and the Earthworm Jim titles showed that you could make it sound good if you tried

 

[Onzikin]

only caca on the internet lust over lesbian women this is trve i did the research trust the science!

 

[CX2]

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kill lesbians

 

[Onzikin]

kill lesbians
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No, man. My best friend is a lesbian, kill all the ones besides her.

 

[Apeson]

I was going to make a Shroom Thread Simulator last month but I dropped it immediately after encountering trouble getting CapCut to cooperate with my shitty Thinkpad. Even had some nonsense bookmarked to screenshot and work off of.
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do this now

 

[CX2]

No, man. My best friend is a lesbian, kill all the ones besides her.

no

 

[Onzikin]

no

Bloody bigot.

 

[shipment]

do this now

Doing something that's a bit less strenuous at the moment.

 

[shipment]

Doing something that's a bit less strenuous at the moment.

I can't do everything around here noob.

 

[CX2]

Bloody bigot.

sorry but homo fashie bbw mexibraphogs are taking the lgb minus the t sphere over

 

[royalcracker]

bones first form as hyaline cartilage, then gradually changes into bone tissue, it is a process called ossification

 

[kooper]

ive been rewatching death note recently

 

[shipment]

Kibo (You're allowed. -- K.):
Perhaps the single defining hallmark of genius is to do something that noone
else has ever done before, or even thought of doing, and make it look
blindingly obvious afterwards. James "Kibo" Parry, confronted with the vast
reality of UseNet, decided to begin `grep'ing his entire newsfeed for posts
containing his middle monicker, "Kibo", in order to look them over and see if
they were worth replying to. (Actually, he now uses `agrep', and I do not know
if he started out on `grep'.) As a result, any post mentioning Kibo became
suddenly apt to generate a followup from the Great One, or at least email from
him. As his art was refined, he started also grepping for "xvob" ("kibo" in
rot13 encryption) and anti-grepping for "ski boots", for obvious reasons (but
not for "kibosh"...). He has become a UseNet term, derived from this activity:
grepping your entire newsfeed is "kibozing", and one who does so is a
"kibozer" (or, depending on how you feel about them, a "kibozo"). Reference
has been seen on alt.folklore.computers to an operating system (not UNIX)
having to "kiboze its hard disk" to find files...
He has his own newsgroup, alt.religion.kibology, which is also his own
religion (Kibo is a genuine net.God, along with tale and Shub-Internet (q.v.))
where odd posts happen (including regular postings from John_-_Winston (q.v.)
and, formerly, Lewis Stiller (q.v.)); alt.exploding.kibo (newgrouped by Kevin
L. McBride), its counterpart alt.imploding.kibo (a Carasso [tm] product), and
alt.politics.kibo also exist, at various levels of activity. Rec.kibo.hunting,
proposed by Joel Furr (q.v.), was never allowed into the RFD stage by tale
(q.v.)... Most people and subjects are Allowed to post or be posted about on
a.r.k . He has an imitator and opposite, xibo (q.v.); he has a dog, named
Spot, who (along with xibo and a few others) is Not Allowed [he's Just a Dog,
dammit!]. He has what is probably the canonical example of a supremely
warlordable .signature; however, he rarely uses it, preferring the terse
" -- K.". Don't ask to see it unless you *really* want to know.
Several other people have adapted or re-invented the newsgrep technique for
purposes of their own, including Serdar Argic (q.v.); Larry Wall, the creator
of the language perl (who does it, using Perl, to answer Perl questions);
Peter Trei (q.v.), who greps for Freemasonry references, and Daniel J. Karnes
(q.v.), who apparently does it to inflict himself on newsgroups talking about
him. (Reportedly) the National Security Agency was doing it long before Kibo
ever thought of it, so watch out...
If you have ever received email from Kibo, your official Kibo number starts
out as 1; if you have not received email from anyone whose Kibo number is < n,
but have received email from someone whose Kibo # is n, then yours is n+1.
Fractional Kibo numbers are imposters (i.e., ted frank (q.v.)); Kibo's own
Kibo number is 0. Posts don't count for Kibo number purposes, only email. (A
few others have had Kibo number zero as well, earned in various ways; Kibo can
also assign a number to you, and came in 2nd in the "most evil
net.personalities" vote, so watch it.) Thom Grace claims credit for
originating these numbers. He's even been featured [Kibo, not Thom] in a White
Wolf gaming supplement (for "Mage"), and in Playboy (no pictorials yet
though)... His titles include "Great Leader" and "He Who Greps"; discussions
about Kibo tend to attract his attention unless specific precautions are taken
(e.g.: Quibeau [doesn't work, don't bother]), and such precautions, in general,
don't last very long... Kibo has no real "haunts" other than his group(s) and
UseNet in general, but *does* read alt.folklore.computers; HappyNet is ... not
yet implemented. Kibo celebrated September in 1994 by having his own death
faked by members of his newsgroup, possibly unbeknownst to him...
Contrib. post:
> I do not read a.f.c any more that I read other groups; HappyNet is
> implemented, it's just that YOU'RE not connected to it because YOU have
> a wimpy site! a.r.k is just about the only group I read *all* the
> articles in, except maybe control. No, I'm kidding about control.
--
FAQs for a.r.k, Spot, and HappyNet are available, as well as an a.r.k IAQ;
a.r.k is archived on world.std.com in /pub/alt.religion.kibology, along with
Kibo's .sig and Kibo's McElwaine and Plutonium archives, of which he is very
proud. Posts from [email protected] (James "Kibo" Parry).
--
> Also posts from other places and names, but they're secret and you can't
> figure out where they are, la la la.
--

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your enemies.
You can scratch your ballsack, but you can't scratch your friend's ballsack.
You can talk to yourself, but you can't talk to yourself around other people, unless you wanna be sent to the loonie bin.
You can do things inappropriately, but you can't appropriate other people's cultures, o algo.