Sneedson's Musings

Literally not even 20 minutes ago, a random fucking woman, probably drunk off her ass, waltzed right into my house at 11pm looking for a lighter. I thought it was my sister or one of her friends or my mother, which was why I didn't pay much attention to the front door being opened and just assumed it was a familiar face, because random people that you don't fucking know don't usually barge into your house asking for shit, and even if they did they would knock first too. However it wasn't until she asked if she could borrow a lighter that I realised I don't fucking know this bitch and she doesn't know me, so I told her to get the fuck out, which she did but not before smirking and chuckling before doing so, and as she was walking out I promptly called her a "fucking fool".

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

thank odin i didn't get stabbed at least

 

[baqqrih]

Have they invented door locks in Ireland yet?

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

Have they invented door locks in Ireland yet?

That skank shouldn't have opened the door in the first place, at least knock if you're gonna waste my time.

 

[4tehlulz]

Have they invented door locks in Ireland yet?

We only needed those in the US when the irish arrived...

 

[Sprokin']

why didnt you try to rizz her up though

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

why didnt you try to rizz her up though

I imagine she was more interested in that lighter.

 

[Sprokin']

I imagine she was more interested in that lighter.

got cucked by a lighter award

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

got cucked by a lighter award

fucking stacies always wanna fuck chad lighters

 

[shipment]

>Breaking and entering for a lighter.
>Be greeted by a leaky looking kid, scared into a stupor.
>Laugh at him and leave on your own accord, leaving the door wide-open.

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

"I sreal womangly believe that the existence of Asians, specifically the Chinese and Japanese, is an affront to God. Whether you believe in the existence of a master creator or not, the fact remains that Asians refuse to pull the brakes. They refuse to stop and reflect, worried only about pulling back the layers of every imaginable aspect of life and seeing how they can modify or monetize it. Like the bored Grand Theft Auto player finds ways to fall through the game's floor, the Asians find ways to timidly deconstruct the standard order of life."

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

he

"I sreal womangly believe that the existence of Asians, specifically the Chinese and Japanese, is an affront to God. Whether you believe in the existence of a master creator or not, the fact remains that Asians refuse to pull the brakes. They refuse to stop and reflect, worried only about pulling back the layers of every imaginable aspect of life and seeing how they can modify or monetize it. Like the bored Grand Theft Auto player finds ways to fall through the game's floor, the Asians find ways to timidly deconstruct the standard order of life.

hecking video game metaphore

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

My sister just showed me an old picture of my dad, and for some reason, it genuinely disturbed me. He looked way skinnier and was smiling, which is rare for him, but the smile looked like he was cracked out on something.

 

[Charges officer?]

mfw when a neighbor crackhead lady asks for a lighter

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

mfw when a neighbor crackhead lady asks for a lighter

obsessed face saver

 

[Charges officer?]

obsessed face saver

I copied it from the facereveal thread doe, I don't have your face saved

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

I copied it from the facereveal thread doe, I don't have your face saved

still obsessed thoughever

 

[General Secretary of SNCA]

Watching Two & A Half Men while contemplating a scenario of a secessionist movement turned armed uprising in the Pacific Northwest United States to create a independent republic based on racial nordicist and third positionist principles.