>moon the noob treats bans like a court case because of the stockholm syndrome xhe has after xer bvll, District Judge Brian Davis, sentenced xer to 10 years in federal prison w a lifetime of supervised release.
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My best friend knew a jim morrison looking ass noob for a long time, that noob was his friend and now that noob abandoned most of his friends. He traded noobs for a bitch. He put in his profile about "how much he loves her" with the picture of him and her being the profile one, noob that bitch ugly as fuck. What a fake ass noob.
>Being fake is pussy so noob im a virgin
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I decided to troll roleplayers on roblox (rps on shitblox are inherently cordish)
joined an erlc server, i tried to act as noobish as possible, i sold drugs (someone actually bought them) but some tall noob decided to snitch on me to server jannies, i said that im not sorry, killed the janny and left
Like a gigachad
 
My parents got libdummy mindset
They believe "there is no bad religions, nations" and all that bullshit"
Big difference between my mom and dad doe
Dad sorta believes in flat earth while mom who is just "culturally Christian" believes there is no God
Fuck my C.H.U.D. life

Fuck your post merging btw
People I respect the most are sub 90 IQ, brown-eyed and autistic
 
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I'm honestly an afrocentrist because really noobs live just like i want in some ways
They aren't hyperfixated on j*bs and give most of their time to partying, eating and fucking
They are immune to libdummy mindset as they will always hate someone to hate with extreme passion
African kids almost don't have have birth certificates which is extra keyed
Being an incel in Africa is impossible (unless you're pighammedan) as the extreme heat will get you horny and african women are much more open
Autists are treated as normal people and aren't persecuted by normalcaca
 
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