Foggurt
Chudbigot
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2025
- Messages
- 4,129
>Never visit a "Sanrio seal approved" restaurant"The post that was too brimstone for the Jarty Booru"
"If you smell farts suddenly in the desert in Turkey, don't follow it"
"How eating the gas station Jarty Chips ruined my life"
"If you see an advertisement for lesothocowdung.com, don't click on it"
"Never visit the Jassy monastery"
"Never eat at Mobobo's Sesotho Tacos"
"If you see the McAllen Braphog, run away immediately"
"If you see a VHS tape labeled "100 Best Soytan Porns and Bobs and Vagene", don't watch it"
"I was raped by the McAllen Braphog, this is my story"
"If you see a Jarty unc crossing the street, don't help them"
>Never mess with MoonMetropolis or his gang (they did me dirty)
>If you're in Equatorial Guinea, never kiss the gooning wall
>If you' re trying to escape Equatorial Guinea, never take the oneshot ferry out!
>Never order a "BBW SISA" from the Garf dark web store
>If you smell braps from the ocean, than you need to run before jartyzilla arrives
>Never ship hrt as a minor from the "Grievetan ranch"
>Do not follow back "Pablo" on ig (AND NEVER LOOK AT THE REELS HE SENDS)
>Never visit the julible-occupied soybooru