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[Onzikin]

"used" (in quotation marks)
It was just glue

Ok, now that is pretty funny.

 

[angkar]

i think that femjaks have potential to mock a lot, since a lot of women act similarly to soyboys, most femjaks now seem to be made for the sake of being a "cute" female version of a soyjak rather than being an actual female soyjak, which would be a mocking depiction of a chick. Kinda like how we did with real women, femjaks should be mocking girls. And i dont mean it in the gay "wemen went heve sex weth me" way, i want funny shit not petty shit.
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soyjaks are rarely used to mock anything nowadays. if they are, it's mostly just "x thing le crying soyjak (bad), y thing is le buff chudjak (good)" or unrelated namecaca shitflinging. self inserting as a bald manchild is the new norm

 

[FloydTech]

"used" (in quotation marks)
It was just glue

white glue fucking sucks and i hate it, it isnt even chewable when it dries up. the transparent glue is the best because you can chew it while its still semi liquid (because your saliva makes it more solid) and its kinda like bubblegum and its pretty yummy when its dry

 

[FloydTech]

soyjaks are rarely used to mock anything nowadays. if they are, it's mostly just "x thing le crying soyjak (bad), y thing is le buff chudjak (good)" or unrelated namecaca shitflinging. self inserting as a bald manchild is the new norm

i wouldnt have a problem with noobs trying to make cute soyjaks if they actually knew how to make them cute.

 

[MoistPepper]

because one is potentially life ruining and also phones are expensive noob

That phone was very old, I only carried it around when I had to go to school, I left my main one at home
And we used to accuse each other of terrorism every time as a joke, I only got sent to detention because the director thought they were talking for real that time

 

[Onzikin]

women have a unique way of looking ugly, maybe you fellers should pay more attention to how wxmxn look and take notes. I mean i struggle with drawing ugly people too but thats a foid problem you guys should have it easy

The problem is that all of us, men at the soysphere, are sub 5, 70iq, indian incel hugless kissless virgins, so we idolize women's look cause we got no pussy and we're neets so we never go outside and see women irl who look ugly.

 

[FloydTech]

That phone was very old, I only carried it around when I had to go to school, I left my main one at home
And we used to accuse each other of terrorism every time as a joke, I only got sent to detention because the director thought they were talking for real that time

if it wasnt that serious why did you bring it up

 

[MoistPepper]

this is somehow a soyjak
https://soybooru.com/post/view/180238

 

[angkar]

i wouldnt have a problem with noobs trying to make cute soyjaks if they actually knew how to make them cute.

geg i remember someone making a guide to making femjaks and it's literally just removing the stubble, drawing hair, making the jawline slightly softer and replacing the gape with a fuckass smile

 

[CX2]

The problem is that all of us, men at the soysphere, are sub 5, 70iq, indian incel hugless kissless virgins, so we idolize women's look cause we got no pussy and we're neets so we never go outside and see women irl who look ugly.

evendoe all women are heckin ugly or however im black(ed)pilling

 

[Apeson]

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this is somehow a soyjak
https://soybooru.com/post/view/180238

>stubble

 

[DOLL AT WORK]

white glue fucking sucks and i hate it, it isnt even chewable when it dries up. the transparent glue is the best because you can chew it while its still semi liquid (because your saliva makes it more solid) and its kinda like bubblegum and its pretty yummy when its dry

I'm gonna throw up

 

[MoistPepper]

if it wasnt that serious why did you bring it up
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It was never that serious, I'm just trying to say that I didn't hate my friends in school over silly jokes/pranks, so there's no reason to hate people on the internet over silly stuff either

 

[Apeson]

My bike got stolen recently.

 

[Onzikin]

i wouldnt have a problem with noobs trying to make cute soyjaks if they actually knew how to make them cute.

Implying this isn't the cutest thing ever

 

[FloydTech]

people should use impish soyak ears as an example when making cute jaks. Hes an adorable ol lad

 

[Onzikin]

white glue fucking sucks and i hate it, it isnt even chewable when it dries up. the transparent glue is the best because you can chew it while its still semi liquid (because your saliva makes it more solid) and its kinda like bubblegum and its pretty yummy when its dry

We eat play-dohs here, sir.

 

[MoistPepper]

We eat play-dohs here, sir.

Everyone itt has done this at least once in their lives

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>self inserting as a bald manchild

 

[FloydTech]

We eat play-dohs here, sir.

play doh tastes different from other clay, other clay is tasteless, while playdoh has a very sour like flavor, its got a hint of bread too. I prefer other clay, it has a better texture and it doesnt stick to my gums