SoyBooru / Soybooru.com

[Sloppyjakky]

as a non-muslim this is just false

assuming this was actually true every single boorucaca would've converted to islam overnight

 

[RandalSoy]

as a non-muslim this is just false
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assuming this was actually true every single boorucaca would've converted to islam overnight

ESLnuke thats probably true

 

[coalburner]

>can you quit like actually

stawwwppp

 

[Idkchud]

stawwwppp

fuck you for bumping you gay ass cacaot

 

[coalburner]

fuck you for bumping you gay ass cacaot

whats your problem

 

[CX2]

soybooru husband or 4liar /b/ wife?

 

[Idkchud]

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[Idkchud]

i said i called it from the begining on black panther is the saem shit, the hulk, avengesrs , there's no quality difference, i called it from the begining... theres no different... it's like supergirl movie buillshit, so all black apnther and all those stupid movies ½ ✰

discord avngers bullshit dirt terrible in all fucking forms, captain coally, froot juice man, tiny man, rubber man, CIA noob man, female crstyal woman, wonder fucking woman, the iron lover just stay home ½ ✰

i liked the post, but OP said no to me in my movies 5 times 4 ✰

Fucking bullshirt garbage from flaccis penis Froot the nerd cacaot who make shity crap form stupid fans make shitty pictures fanatzing jerkinf ooff and mastrubatinon into each others assholes until they die ½ ✰

Fucking garage all the adult manchild make this crap and all of this stuff so stupid ½ ✰

Fucking builshit from discrod dummyation flaccis penis bay froot is a failure fat ½ ✰

Funny man open mouth soy jak guy funny duede 3 ½ ✰

 

[Idkchud]

OH MY God! Did you just post a Chud self insert?

That's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and real women by posting dusty self insert coal! He's so based and redpilled! Kino based and redpilled! He's so based kino! He's so kino based and redpilled kino based kino!

OH MY God! I hecking, I HATE coal self inserts! But when you post Chud I love him he's so based I love Chud he's based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED AND KINO! Usually, I'm a contrarian! But when you post somebody who loves NAS self inserts, it's based! It's so based! He BTFOs all these jooz and real women while posting coal, he's so based!

He BTFO'd da Glowies, He BTFO'd... Israel, guys, he's like, so based! He's a contrarian just like me! I love contrarians 'cause they're based! They're so based and kino! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!!!! They're so based!!!

OUGHH! JANNYYY! JANNYY, tink tink tink *tink *tink JANNYYY! tink tink tink tink tink JANNYYYY!! Someone's posting... other self inserts that aren't, that aren't Chud! They aren't based! Remove this thread janny! Remove this threaddd they're not based! OOOOOOOH MY God DID SOMEONE REALLY HAVE some genuine criticisms about NAS posting on the Sharty? Sooorry you aren't featured in a dusty twitter video, you're not based, you're cringe and bluepilled!

Janny! Remove this thread right now they're not based and redpilled like me! They're nu /soy/. They're nu /soy/, they're not based and redpilled like me I'm based redpilled kino oldcaca! BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED KINO KINO KINO KINO BASED I'm BASED oldcaca!

Oughhhhhhh, jannnnnnny looks like we've got a real gem thread going on! You need to.. remove this right away you need to 404 this, this guy is talking trash about Nick Fuentes, looks like you gotta shoah this thread fast janny! Jannny!!!! Tink tink tink tink jannyyyyyyy jannnnnyyy tink tink tink tink you've got to 404 this thread fast, janny tink tink tink tink tink BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED, BASED BASED BASED ONIONS DOOMER ZOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BASED BASED BASED !!

He's so based bros! He can btfo these...These evil, jews and real women without posting a single gem! He's so based and redpilled! This is insane he's so based and redpilled look at his new brimstone he's so baseddd! Jannies don't delete my NAS self insert thread we're talking about Chud he's based! He's so based and redpilled!!

 

[Idkchud]

​

Dear soyjak.party,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.Here.Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.We do not forgive.We do not forget.

- The Leader

 

[Idkchud]

I'm hopping on the IRC right now. Expect this thread to be deleted (and 3 day bans for everyone) in a few minutes.

 

[Idkchud]

TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS

10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION

8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION

7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY

6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY

5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND

4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS

3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS

2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF

1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY

 

[Idkchud]

Heh, so I finally found your disgusting hiding grounds.... I expected the site to look better, but that's fine.

So, you think it's funny to raid 4chan, huh? You think it's funny to spam our boards with your filthy mspaint drawings of bald men with glasses??

You seem to forget that we are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are an underground society of cold ruthless brutal psychopaths that consume fucked up shit for breakfast.

We see an old lady getting shot, we laugh

We see a cat getting skinned alive, we laugh

We see a toddler hanged, we laugh

We see a woman raped and we demand more..

We are people who spend hours every day for YEARS numbing ourselves to all the fucked up shit.. And we enjoy it.. Our veterans have spent almost 2 decades on our site...

Now, do you REALLY think it is wise to mess with us? We ruined peoples' lives, doxed them, changed the outcome of the fucking elections, and did racist shit... We fucking made "Claus did nothing wrong" win as the new name for Mountain Dew... We took down anti-Trump flags... We used to raid games and form huge swastikas... AND WE FUCKING LAUGHED AT IT!

We have gathered massive collections of anime, katanas, manga, and so on, while you only continue to spam wojaks

Your little safespace of little babies that haven't been exposed to the internet won't last long... I'd feel bad for you, but it is what you deserve. If you continue raiding 4chan, you will feel the worst shitstorm of your fucking life, kiddos. Do NOT mess with 4chan ever fucking again. You are trying to trigger people that want to kill millions of liberals, homosexuals and liars.. We are not afraid of you.. We will fucking bury you. We are the site that started all chans.. And we will be the site that will fuck you up.

Reconsider raiding us from now on, because the consequences will be fucking disastrous for you, "soyteens". You are messing with millions of weaponized autists and psychopaths.

Kek wills it

 

[Idkchud]

You got 0 replies becuz u post NAS (not a soyjak) ur a noob at soyjak.party, NAS always get 0 replies becuz sharty users are very smart, here, +1 reply, post IAS next time :)

 

[Idkchud]

What's the guy with the "though" necklace supposed to be? Is that somehow related? I'm guessing yes, since I once had someone freak out at me on /jp/ in a touhou scenery thread for the seemingly inane reason of me saying though. I was completely and utterly perplexed, and kept asking sincerely and kindly what was going on, but they just kept posting wojacks and incredibly strange things while never answering anything. I don't understand how that word could tip someone off so much, but I was even more befuddled by the fact they had relevant images for it, like this was something they regularly did! But now I seem to have found the source, if I'm guessing correctly: it's some Wojack-culture inside joke. But I still have no idea where this odd culture comes from.

 

[Idkchud]

SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!

Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"... Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile!

 

[Idkchud]

SILENCE, /bant/. You'll get no sympathy from this DEN OF HUMOR, this CASTLE OF OCs, this HALL OF ORIGINALITY. The flames of residential proxies have begun to wipe clean the filthy, sludgelike taint that is real womenme, and they BURN EVER MORE BRIGHTLY in these hallowed halls. Ye unto thee spaketh the divine FIRE of retribution: PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FLAMES, FORSAKE THY WORLDLY MOECANCER, AND RETURN TO THE ASHES FROM WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So spaketh the CHADS OF basedjak party. /lgbt/ was but the first of many raids. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

 

[Idkchud]

I love this classic:

See? I get one sentence. No, you're not explaining how I'm apparently "censoring" you (as if you would respect any ban anyways, no matter how justified). Instead you would rather insult me or just say random shit to try and bait a response out of me. I think I'm done replying to this shit. If you'd like to actually talk to me, that's fine. But if you're going to continue to slander me and just make shit up then I'm going to have to ignore you from now on. I thought interacting with people on here and getting community feedback and stuff would help me improve this website but obviously it's backfiring since people are just taking advantage of my responsiveness to bait replies out of me.

 

[Idkchud]

This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.

When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you real women do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4chan culture" yet none of your dummyed Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4chan culture."

I've been on 4chan since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4chan. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this real woman hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving real women namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ real woman board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-real woman one) by spamming it with real womanshit and bait threads. You real women can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.

The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you real women lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol real woman janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your real woman-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your real woman circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced real woman memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd real woman memes. How you guys larp as a real woman hating "chud" (bunkerreal woman 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing real women in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing real woman haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this real woman-infested website.

Remember: You /qa/ real women are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.

Fuck real women.

Fuck noobs.

Fuck liars.

Fuck commies.

Fuck jannies.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ real women.

You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

This site is literally Reddit, I've seen nothing interesting ever come out of it.

When was the last time you guys produced something even remotely funny or interesting? All you real women do is regurgitate the same tired jokes over and over again and circlejerk each other like a personal discоrd hugbox. It's hilariously pathetic how you guys claim that this site is the "last bastion of old 4chan culture" yet none of your dummyed Reddit shit resemble any of it nor do they carry similar spirits to that of the so-called "old 4chan culture."

I've been on 4chan since 2016, and only found out about this site merely because someone on /pol/ was spamming "Cobson" in a thread and I asked what "HWABAG" meant. I've seen everything. I can assure you that this site is nothing, NOTHING like old 4chan. It's a soulless shithole that doesn't serve anything even remotely entertaining or humorous whatsoever, just the same worthless asinine spam over and over again with nothing of variety. Hell, even /pol/ with its funny Kekistan memes was somewhat more tolerable compared to this real woman hugbox, it's like a glorified discоrd chatroom at best with how many attention-starving real women namedrop eachother (hence the dedicated /incel/ real woman board) and coordinate raids against my homeboard (the most virulently anti-real woman one) by spamming it with real womanshit and bait threads. You real women can't even raid properly because muh jannie so you resort to spamming dead (& slow) boards in which jannies don't care enough to moderate, it's like pottery it rhymes.

The fact that you guys constantly brag about the fact that "/qa/ won" is glorious and yet pathetic at the same time, as you real women lost to the hard-working janitors over here. Of course, you guys like to claim that the sole reason your board got locked is because you raided /lgbt/ but you guys only did that once, it's no wonder you're universally despised by every anon across multiple boards. I'll never forget about the time when some leftypol real woman janny moved my favorite PNN threads (which I used to tune in) to your real woman-infested shitfest that is /qa/. Never in my life have I wanted to answer a random stranger's question, nor do I have to participate in your real woman circlejerking clique. You guys have never made a single original meme so you resort to spamming forced real woman memes that your discоrd buddies made, while blissfully unaware that they're forced discоrd real woman memes. How you guys larp as a real woman hating "chud" (bunkerreal woman 'insult') is way beyond me, you're just left-wing real women in disguise larping in order to get a rise out of the legitimate right-wing real woman haters. That pretty much summarizes my thoughts on this real woman-infested website.

Remember: You /qa/ real women are NOT and will NEVER be women. Dilate.

Fuck real women.

Fuck noobs.

Fuck liars.

Fuck commies.

Fuck jannies.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY! Fuck /qa/ real women.

You will never have your board back no matter how many times you try.

If Kiwifarms is green reddit, would that make the Sharty white reddit?