SoyBooru / Soybooru.com

[Idkchud]

>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO God I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE noobS AND cacaOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK noob FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKING noob

 

[Idkchud]

I was only Ϫ years old, I loved Soyjak Party so much, I had all the 'jaks and SMVs, I'd pray to Soot every night before going to bed, thanking him for the site I've been given. "Soot is love", I would say, "Soot is life". My dad hears me and calls me forced. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion of Soot. I called him a 'cordreal woman. He spams me and slides me of to sleep. I'm leaking now and my BBC hurts. I lurk in /soy/ and it's really coal. I feel something touch me. It's Soot. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my party". He grabs me with his gemmy oldGOD hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my thread for Soot. He bumps my thread. It leaks so much, but I do it for Soot. I can feel my thread saging as my reppeys start to decline. I bump against his sage. I want to please Soot. He 'jaks a mighty 'toss, as he fills my thread with his folder. My dad walks in. Soot looks at him straight in the eye, and says, "it's over". Soot leaves through my window. Soot is love. Soot is life.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I was only Ϫ years old, I loved Soyjak Party so much, I had all the 'jaks and SMVs, I'd pray to Soot every night before going to bed, thanking him for the site I've been given. "Soot is love", I would say, "Soot is life". My dad hears me and calls me forced. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion of Soot. I called him a 'cordreal woman. He spams me and slides me of to sleep. I'm leaking now and my BBC hurts. I lurk in /soy/ and it's really coal. I feel something touch me. It's Soot. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my party". He grabs me with his gemmy oldGOD hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my thread for Soot. He bumps my thread. It leaks so much, but I do it for Soot. I can feel my thread saging as my reppeys start to decline. I bump against his sage. I want to please Soot. He 'jaks a mighty 'toss, as he fills my thread with his folder. My dad walks in. Soot looks at him straight in the eye, and says, "it's over". Soot leaves through my window. Soot is love. Soot is life.

This is the Shrek copypasta

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

This is the Shrek copypasta

Yes, but less gay

 

[RandalSoy]

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Took Zonky SECONDS to get musdummys dick in his mouth

 

[joachim]

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Are soycords allowed now

 

[MoistPepper]

Are soycords allowed now

No

 

[MoistPepper]

Randalsoy will be added to my fake noob list

 

[Sloppyjakky]

xe bans porn and yet the site remains 18+ fuck warrior-cuck



>but le gore
who the fuck cares

 

[Sloppyjakky]

spoilering images:
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also if you can't handle seeing blood ur a fucking pussy ass bitch

 

[Barry]

yet the site remains 18+

I agree it should be 21+ and maybe rangeban Israel as well

 

[MoistPepper]

I agree it should be 21+ and maybe rangeban Israel as well

Also add ID confirmation to see if the user is old enough to use the website

 

[FloydTech]

add noobs to the wbsite

 

[Dangeresque]

make soy woah jaque referencing unc shit so soybooru becomes oldcacaheaven

 

[MoistPepper]

add noobs to the wbsite

@namecaca_i_dont_like

 

[Barry]

Also add ID confirmation to see if the user is old enough to use the website

It should also keep the IDs so when the site inevitably gets hacked everyone gets doxed and their full names and faces are permanently attached to their posts

 

[worldatwar]

why is warrior-z admin?

 

[MoistPepper]

why is warrior-x admin?

Warrior-Z? Yes.

 

[AshkeNazi]

xe bans porn and yet the site remains 18+ fuck warrior-cuck

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>but what le gore
who the fuck cares

banning sm*glet is aryan doebeit

 

[Sloppyjakky]

banning sm*glet is aryan doebeit

i never said banning smuglet was bad
but banning porn defeats the entire purpose of a supposed 18+ website