>When I was a NEET I would go entire weeks without showering. To be honest, I enjoy the sensation of being sweaty and musky… it has a more “natural” feel to it.
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supersage said:
Nusois what the fuck are we even doing anymore? You're meant to quote people AS the bald man with glasses not roleplay as him.
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But what if I want to play my Nintendo Switch because that's a more intimate affair than having sex wit- getting cucked and some other bvll having sex with my wife? What if I had the lowest testosterone levels in my friend group and, ironically, the caca had the highest? What if I did get a third booster shot? What if my favourite show was Rick and Morty? What if my favourite musician was Jefre Cantu-Ledesma? And by the way, I did have soylent this morning. Praise Fauci.
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our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started, wait the earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!
math, science, history, unraveling the mystery that all started with the Big Bang, BANG!
 
swaggrz said:
our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started, wait the earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!
math, science, history, unraveling the mystery that all started with the Big Bang, BANG!
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Me and your mum had a big bang, BANG!
 
This is going to be dum lit the site needs this type of thing.
If anyone stands up my boy Sage I'm going to summon king von golem and annihilate them.
 
Steve (blue checkmark) said:
This is going to be dum lit the site needs this type of thing.
If anyone stands up my boy Sage I'm going to summon king von golem and annihilate them.
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but steve you were supposed to destroy the sprunki bbc not join it.
 
Apeson said:
but steve you were supposed to destroy the sprunki bbc not join it.
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Funny you mention that, I should explain what happened.
It was spring 2026, me and my boys were cruising south parkway in my caddie donk car like we do every night when the opps jumped us at a stoplight.
Two yns and an oldhead approached from behind the vehicle, blickies drawn, switches installed, nothing we could do.
When it was over my two homies were gone and I was on life support.
After waking up, I realized that life is two short to waste time raging at children and their sprunki threads.
I vowed to value and cherish the little things in life, like when the morning sun shines in on my ganja plant, or when my money bands are all even, or logging into the shroom and chuckling at Claus's bbc.
Life is a precious thing, I cherish every waking moment and I hope anyone reading does the same after hearing my story.
 

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