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Also unrelated but @Saddam aka anon_humor wrote this on chuds.life when his alt was discovered
>Ah, you know what. Fuck it, might aswell do it now. --- I was planning to wait a week to have my sperg out so that won't obviously happen. --- Seraphim made the site shit anyways so I couldn't have just got done with it already.

>So, with that, might aswell leave my message in advance!

>To: Seraphim

>From: Anon_Humor


>I didn't really care for your shit website in the first place, and I really didn't like you as a person, from the beginning. — You were always a smug and dumb cacaot, and in general, an unlikable cunt.

>You killed this website, it was good under Weebhunter, two years ago. — But if you weren't such a dumb cunt cacaot liar, I could've been celebrating finding such a good website, two years down the line. — But thanks to you, cockmuncher, I can't.

>Anyways, enjoy your shit website that costs $2 a month to run, without proper PNG loading, and any other basic functions in order to run and maintain a proper forum. — You were always lazy and shitty when it came to implementing things and features, that would've boosted user engagement, and made the site actually good.

>Nagolbud was a really dumb guy, and the only thing he was right on, especially, was (You).

>I've came to realize that.

>Anyways, I made this alt just to remind you this, I don't care for your shit site, and I even contemplated leaving it the past couple of months. — And I know your tiny little “dick” will drip in anger, as you read this.

>Anyways, I'm gonna buy myself a pizza, which will cost more than to host your shit site for a year. — Whilst I eat it, and the favors burst in my mouth, I'm gonna masturbate to the fact of my tasty yummy pizza costing more, and being worth more than your shit site will ever be, in all regards. — And I'm gonna imagine that I'm pissing in your whore mother’s mouth, spreading her legs *WIDE*, and cumming all over her stomach, and slapping her dummyed dumb slut face around. — And choking her, too.

>On the topic of procreation, you were probably the product of a condom burst, and a probably precum, real ejaculate could never result in this. — By some miracle, by all odds, the precum bursted all over your mother's vaginal wall when it bursted. — This is the only logical explanation and reason as to why a being like you ever came to existence, in the first place. In a way, you really are special.


>Anyways, enjoy your shit website, you fat pathetic mutt.

>~Sincerely, your kind and caring friend, Anon_Hunor

Totally not bothered award.
 
Also unrelated but @Saddam aka anon_humor wrote this on chuds.life when his alt was discovered
>Ah, you know what. Fuck it, might aswell do it now. --- I was planning to wait a week to have my sperg out so that won't obviously happen. --- Seraphim made the site shit anyways so I couldn't have just got done with it already.

>So, with that, might aswell leave my message in advance!

>To: Seraphim

>From: Anon_Humor


>I didn't really care for your shit website in the first place, and I really didn't like you as a person, from the beginning. — You were always a smug and dumb cacaot, and in general, an unlikable cunt.

>You killed this website, it was good under Weebhunter, two years ago. — But if you weren't such a dumb cunt cacaot liar, I could've been celebrating finding such a good website, two years down the line. — But thanks to you, cockmuncher, I can't.

>Anyways, enjoy your shit website that costs $2 a month to run, without proper PNG loading, and any other basic functions in order to run and maintain a proper forum. — You were always lazy and shitty when it came to implementing things and features, that would've boosted user engagement, and made the site actually good.

>Nagolbud was a really dumb guy, and the only thing he was right on, especially, was (You).

>I've came to realize that.

>Anyways, I made this alt just to remind you this, I don't care for your shit site, and I even contemplated leaving it the past couple of months. — And I know your tiny little “dick” will drip in anger, as you read this.

>Anyways, I'm gonna buy myself a pizza, which will cost more than to host your shit site for a year. — Whilst I eat it, and the favors burst in my mouth, I'm gonna masturbate to the fact of my tasty yummy pizza costing more, and being worth more than your shit site will ever be, in all regards. — And I'm gonna imagine that I'm pissing in your whore mother’s mouth, spreading her legs *WIDE*, and cumming all over her stomach, and slapping her dummyed dumb slut face around. — And choking her, too.

>On the topic of procreation, you were probably the product of a condom burst, and a probably precum, real ejaculate could never result in this. — By some miracle, by all odds, the precum bursted all over your mother's vaginal wall when it bursted. — This is the only logical explanation and reason as to why a being like you ever came to existence, in the first place. In a way, you really are special.


>Anyways, enjoy your shit website, you fat pathetic mutt.

>~Sincerely, your kind and caring friend, Anon_Hunor

Totally not bothered award.
Holy seethepost of the year
 
Also unrelated but @Saddam aka anon_humor wrote this on chuds.life when his alt was discovered
>Ah, you know what. Fuck it, might aswell do it now. --- I was planning to wait a week to have my sperg out so that won't obviously happen. --- Seraphim made the site shit anyways so I couldn't have just got done with it already.

>So, with that, might aswell leave my message in advance!

>To: Seraphim

>From: Anon_Humor


>I didn't really care for your shit website in the first place, and I really didn't like you as a person, from the beginning. — You were always a smug and dumb cacaot, and in general, an unlikable cunt.

>You killed this website, it was good under Weebhunter, two years ago. — But if you weren't such a dumb cunt cacaot liar, I could've been celebrating finding such a good website, two years down the line. — But thanks to you, cockmuncher, I can't.

>Anyways, enjoy your shit website that costs $2 a month to run, without proper PNG loading, and any other basic functions in order to run and maintain a proper forum. — You were always lazy and shitty when it came to implementing things and features, that would've boosted user engagement, and made the site actually good.

>Nagolbud was a really dumb guy, and the only thing he was right on, especially, was (You).

>I've came to realize that.

>Anyways, I made this alt just to remind you this, I don't care for your shit site, and I even contemplated leaving it the past couple of months. — And I know your tiny little “dick” will drip in anger, as you read this.

>Anyways, I'm gonna buy myself a pizza, which will cost more than to host your shit site for a year. — Whilst I eat it, and the favors burst in my mouth, I'm gonna masturbate to the fact of my tasty yummy pizza costing more, and being worth more than your shit site will ever be, in all regards. — And I'm gonna imagine that I'm pissing in your whore mother’s mouth, spreading her legs *WIDE*, and cumming all over her stomach, and slapping her dummyed dumb slut face around. — And choking her, too.

>On the topic of procreation, you were probably the product of a condom burst, and a probably precum, real ejaculate could never result in this. — By some miracle, by all odds, the precum bursted all over your mother's vaginal wall when it bursted. — This is the only logical explanation and reason as to why a being like you ever came to existence, in the first place. In a way, you really are special.


>Anyways, enjoy your shit website, you fat pathetic mutt.

>~Sincerely, your kind and caring friend, Anon_Hunor

Totally not bothered award.
Then it turned out all this seethe was for nothing since weebhunter became admin like 2 days later and unbanned him
 
This or something. I knew he was Anon_Humor ages ago but I did nothing as he was using the site normally and didn't have a reason to ban him. Doll banned him so he's probably some cordmonkey or something I wasn't aware of at the time
I mean I remember a few weeks/a month ago(maybe a little bit longer my memory is fuzzy) he said on the chife that he's a part of "soycord." Also I remember months ago seeing screenshots of a 'cord server with him in it. I believe it was a 'cord people might recognize if they heard the name of it, unfortunately I don't remember. The user had his current username, the first and last name of some middle eastern guy, I think one of the names started with M? If someone were to post a screenshot of anon_humor's previous names from the shlog I'd recognize it.
 
I mean I remember a few weeks/a month ago(maybe a little bit longer my memory is fuzzy) he said on the chife that he's a part of "soycord." Also I remember months ago seeing screenshots of a 'cord server with him in it. I believe it was a 'cord people might recognize if they heard the name of it, unfortunately I don't remember. The user had his current username, the first and last name of some middle eastern guy, I think one of the names started with M? If someone were to post a screenshot of anon_humor's previous names from the shlog I'd recognize it.
Him, moom, and Jackson are all in a cord together as per moom's own screenshot. If you look through my old posts for a post with just an image you will find it.
 
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